70 Funny Space Puns

Here are 70 funny space jokes and the best space puns to crack you up. These jokes about space are great space jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of space dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about space, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this space humor with others.

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Space puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about space that are also awesome space jokes for adults and kids to be told!

  1. What do you give an alien? Some space.
  2. What do you call croissants in space? Spacetries.
  3. Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? To find Pluto.
  4. How do space cowboys wrangle their cattle? With a tractor beam.
  5. Why did the astronaut break up with her boyfriend? Because she needed some space.
  1. What do you call a comet wrapped in bacon? A meateor.
  2. Where do keyboards go to have dinner? The space bar.
  3. What is an astronaut’s favorite type of chocolate? A mars bar.
  4. Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees.
  5. What did the alien say to the garden? Take me to your weeder.
  1. Where would an astronaut park her spaceship? A parking meteor.
  2. Why can’t you tell anyone about space? Because it’s too out of this world.
  3. Why can’t aliens play golf in space? There are too many black holes.
  4. Why couldn’t the astronaut put the helmet on his head? Because he didn’t have enough space.
  5. Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon? Because there was no atmosphere.
  1. What do planets like to read? Comet books.
  2. Why did the cow go to outer space? To visit the milky way.
  3. How do you know when the moon has enough to eat? When it is full.
  4. Why aren’t astronauts hungry when they get to space? They had a big launch.
  5. What did the alien say when he was out of room? I’m all spaced out.
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  1. What do you call a tick on the moon? A luna-tick.
  2. What kind of music do planets sing? Neptunes.
  3. How does our solar system hold up its pants? With an asteroid belt.
  4. Why are people always criticizing Orion’s belt? It’s a big waist of space.
  5. Why did the rocket scientist stop working on a project? He had no comet-ment.
  1. Why is there no air in space? Because the Milky Way would go bad.
  2. How did the alien break its phone? He Saturn it.
  3. What did the doctor say to the rocket ship? Time to get your booster shot.
  4. Why will space be a popular tourist spot? The view is breathtaking and will leave you speechless.
  5. What did Neil Armstrong say when no one laughed at his moon jokes? I guess you had to be there.
  1. What did the physicist get when he put a latte into a black hole? Hyperspace.
  2. What did the librarian say to the astronaut? You should find space for a book.
  3. While buying coffee, what kind of currency do astronauts use in space? They use Star-bucks.
  4. What did the bride say to the groom who asked for some space? Join NASA.
  5. How did the avocado get to outer space? On a rocket chip.
  1. What vegetable comes from outer space? Green beings.
  2. Why do billionaires race to space? Cause the bubble they live in is so limiting. They’d prefer to exist in a vacuum.
  3. Why did the aliens need maids on their space ships? To clean up the cosmic dust.
  4. What do you call a space pilot who lives dangerously? Han YOLO.
  5. What makes flight attendants great astronauts? They know how to take up space.
  1. What bee went into space? Buzz Aldrin.
  2. How did the cow get to Mars? It flew through udder space.
  3. What’s an Easter egg from outer space called? An egg-stra-terrestrial.
  4. Why did the cow go into the spaceship? It wanted to see the moooooon.
  5. Why was Jupiter banned from competing in the planetary boxing championship? He was taking asteroids.
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Space one liners

Here are some great space joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about space.

  1. I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
  2. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
  3. Saturn’s name is the best in our solar system. It has a nice ring to it.
  4. Aliens have not come to our solar system yet because they read the reviews: one star.
  5. When our solar system was formed, the sun was in charge. So, the planets started a revolution.
  1. Orion’s Belt is a huge waist of space.
  2. Despite space being a vacuum, Mars is really dusty.
  3. Jupiter has 64 moons. That’s why they have a bad werewolf problem.
  4. Yesterday I was charged a million dollars for sending my cat into space. It was a cat astro fee.
  5. I have two best friends. One is an astronaut but I like the other one better as he’s more down to earth.
  1. I’ve never liked astronauts, they think they’re above me.
  2. I was trying to have a serious conversation with an astronaut but she didn’t seem to understand the gravity of the situation.
  3. I had a girlfriend who was an astronaut but she ended the relationship. She said she needed space.
  4. I got my friend a huge rocket for bonfire night. I knew he’d be over the moon with it.
  5. One astronaut says to another. I can’t find any milk for my coffee. The other astronaut replies “In space no one can. Here, use cream”.
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Best space jokes

These next funny space puns are some of our best jokes and puns about space!

  1. What do you call a lazy person in space? A procrastonaut.
  2. How did the space teddy bear cross the road? Ewoked.
  3. Why did the otter join NASA? She wanted to get to otter space.
  4. What do you say if you want to start a fight in space? Comet me, bro.
  5. How can worms travel faster than humans in space? By traveling through wormholes.
  1. What is an astronaut’s drink in space? Gravi-tea.
  2. Where do you find a fish in orbit? Trouter space.
  3. What do you get when you cross a lamb and a rocket? A space sheep.
  4. What is an astronaut’s favorite day when in space? Moon-day.
  5. What do astronauts do when they want to have a party in space? Planet.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about space, we hope you had a good laugh.

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