100 Jokes About Elephants

Here are 100 funny elephant jokes and the best elephant puns to crack you up. These jokes about elephants are great elephant jokes for kids and adults.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about elephant that are also awesome elephant jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. How can you tell if an elephant is under your bed? Your nose will touch the ceiling.
2. What happens when an elephant gets lightheaded? It ele-faints.
3. What did the elephant want for his birthday? A trunk full of presents.
4. What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? I love you a ton.
5. Why do elephants have trunks? Because they would look funny with a suitcase.

6. What did the momma elephant say to her kid when he was misbehaving? Tusk, tusk.
7. Why was the elephant afraid to go to the computer store? Because they sold mice.
8. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe? He called the tow truck.
9. How do elephants talk to each other? On the ele-phone.
10. How do elephants keep cool in the summer? Ear conditioning.

11. What do you do with a blue elephant? Tell it silly jokes!
12. What’s the best way to raise a baby elephant? With a forklift.
13. Why couldn’t the elephant ride the bus to school? Its trunk wouldn’t fit under the seat.
14. What album could an elephant listen to all day long? Tusk by Fleetwood Mac.
15. What’s an elephant’s favorite part of a tree? The trunk!

16. What has big ears and makes toys for Santa? Elfants.
17. What’s the only way an elephant flies? By dumbo jet.
18. What’s big and gray and has horns? An elephant marching band.
19. What’s as large as an elephant but weighs nothing at all? An elephant’s shadow.
20. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? ‘Elephino!

21. What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe? He called a tow truck.
22. What do you call an elephant that laughs a lot? An elaughant.
23. Why are elephants bad dancers? Because they have two left feet.
24. Why did the elephant leave the circus? He was tired of working for peanuts.
25. How do you raise a baby elephant? With a forklift.

26. When an elephant is bored, what’s it like to do? Watch elevision.
27. What sport will an elephant always beat you at? Squash.
28. Why do elephants need trunks? Because they don’t have handbags.
29. What’s large in size, gray, and has red spots? An elephant with chickenpox.
30. How does an elephant know what size clothes to buy online? They use the elle-e-fit size chart.

31. What’s an elephant’s favorite Star Wars character? TUSKan Raiders.
32. The biggest ant in the world is called what? An eleph-ant.
33. Why do elephants drink so much? To try to forget.
34. What’s blue and have big ears? An elephant at the North Pole.
35. Why didn’t the African elephant like playing UNO? There are too many cheetahs.

36. Why don’t baby elephants ever play a game of cards with the other animals? They don’t like cheetahs.
37. Why was the baby elephant such a bad dancer? He had two left feet.
38. What has a yellow exterior and a gray interior? A bus packed with elephants going to school.
39. What happens when you cross an elephant with a fish? You end up with swimming trunks.
40. How do you get a baby elephant to come out of the water? You take away his trunks.

41. What’s an elephant’s favorite font to use? Ella font.
42. Why are elephants bad dancers? They have two left feet.
43. What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? Swimming trunks.
44. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
45. What’s an elephant called that won’t share its toys? Elfish.

46. How do you get a baby elephant out of the lake? Wet.
47. Why did the elephant lawyer not take the 2-day case? She wasn’t a fan of briefcases, she preferred trunks.
48. How do you trap an elephant? You trick him when he’s calf asleep.
49. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence.
50. What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps? An elephant that was stung by a lot of bees.

51. What do elephants do when they accidentally stub a toe? They dial the number of the tow truck.
52. Where did the elephant store his luggage when he went on a solo trip? His trunk.
53. What did the elephant say to his children on his birthday? I love each and ivory one of you.
54. Why was the elephant jumping up and down? It wasn’t. Elephants don’t jump.
55. What did the elephant say when his friend gave him a bunch of fruit on his birthday? Thanks a ton.

56. What did the baby elephant say to his friend after their fun playdate? Call me on the ele-phone.
57. What did the elephant teacher say when he couldn’t find his permanent marker? I will look at ivory last inch of this classroom till I find that marker.
58. How do you get two elephants out of the water? One by one.
59. What did the elephant scientist do when he found a breakthrough in his study of animal sounds? He trumpeted the announcement.

61. What did the elephant ask his female elephant friend when she got into an accident? Cow did this happen?
62. Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken couldn’t be bothered.
63. Why are elephants always so broke? They work for peanuts.

66. What animal is always up for an adventure? Elephants. They have a trunk with them wherever they go.
67. What do you call an elephant that hates taking baths? A smellyphant.
68. How do you keep an elephant from charging too much? You take away its credit cards.
69. Why did the baby elephants get kicked out of the pool? Their trunks kept falling down.

71. What did the elephant mom say to the man when he complained about her son’s antics? You’ve only seen calf of it.
72. What did the elephant physicist do her PhD in? She studied gray matter.
73. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a milk cow? Butter.

76. What did the elephant scientist do when he found a breakthrough in his study of animal sounds? He trumpeted the announcement.
77. Why was the zookeeper fired for having a conversation with Dumbo the elephant? Because he addressed the elephant in the room.
78. What has two tails, four eyes, eight legs, and two trunks? Two elephants.
79. What happens you cross an elephant with a potato? You get a ton of mashed potatoes.

81. What game should you never play with an elephant? Squash.
82. What did the elephant do to unwind after work? He watched ele-vision.
83. Where does an elephant pack his luggage? In his trunk.
84. What is the biggest type of ant? An eleph-ant.
85. What do you call an elephant that can fly? A propellephant.

86. How do you stop an elephant from charging? You take away their credit card.
87. How do elephants talk to each other? On the ele-phone.
88. Why were the two mammals hesitant to talk to each other? They didn’t want to address the elephant in the room.
89. Which animals were last to leave Noah’s ark? The elephants, because they had to pack their trunks.

Best elephant jokes

These next funny elephant puns are some of our best jokes and puns about elephants!

91. What goes down but never goes up? An elephant in an elevator.
92. What is the only way to ensure that your elephant employees are satisfied? You make sure they don’t get paid peanuts.
93. What wears glass slippers and weighs over 4,000 pounds? Cinderellephant.
94. Why did the elephant get pulled over? He sped through the stomp sign.
95. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? Irrelephant.

96. What do you get when an elephant skydives? A big hole.
97. Where does the elephant vigilante live? In the gray area.
98. Why are elephants so wrinkly? Because ironing them takes way too long.
99. Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything.
100. Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool? Because their trunks kept falling down.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about elephants, we hope you had a good laugh.

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