60 Funny Nose Puns

Here are 60 funny nose jokes and the best nose puns to crack you up. These jokes about noses are great nose jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of nose dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about noses, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this nose humor with others.

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Nose puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about noses that are also awesome nose jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What do you find in a clean nose? Fingerprints.
2. Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it’d be a foot.
3. Why was the snowman looking through a pile of carrots? He was picking his nose.
4. Why was the nose tired? It never stopped running.
5. What happens when cows laugh? Milk comes out of their noses.

6. Why is a dog‘s nose in the middle of its face? Because its the scenter.
7. My dog rolled around in the mud all day. How does he smell? With his nose.
8. What do you get when you pick a pig‘s nose? Hamboogers.
9. How can you tell if an elephant is under your bed? Your nose will touch the ceiling.
10. What do you find up a ghost’s nose? Boo-gers.

11. What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
12. What do you see in a cows nose? Moooooogers.
13. What is the most musical part of your body? Your nose because you can blow and pick it.
14. What do you call a pig who can’t mind its own business? A nosey porker.
15. What’s the difference between a rabbit lifting weights and a rabbit with a flower up it’s nose? One’s a Fit Bunny. The other is a Bit Funny.

16. Why doesn’t Voldemort wear glasses? Nobody nose.
17. What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed, she blew her hat off.
18. Why is the man with the mustache not friends with his colleagues anymore? They took his promotion right from under his nose.
19. Did you ever hear about the guy who could see the future when he picked his nose? His name was Nostrildamus.
20. What has a nose and flies but can’t smell? An aeroplane.

21. How does an alligator smell? With it’s nose.
22. What did the Mommy snake say to the Baby snake? Please stop crying and viper your nose.
23. What should you say to a nosey, interfering bee? Mind your own buzziness.
24. What’s multicolored and lives up your nose? A rain-bogie.
25. What happens when Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer gets on the mic? He sleighs.

Nose one liners

Here are some great nose joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about noses.

26. A serial killer with no nose was caught yesterday. He committed scentless acts of violence.
27. Pinocchio’s nose grew every time he slept. It’s probably because he was lying all that time.
28. Whenever snobby people walk by vegetables in the market, they always ‘turnip’ their noses.
29. I saw a suspicious person with a peg nose on the street today. I called him suspeg.
30. I was wondering about the name of the person who doesn’t have a body or a nose. I guess nobody nose his name.

31. Friend told me they were kidnapped by aliens who made them comb their hair, blow their nose and straighten their clothes. They were on the mothership.
32. I hate people who don’t cover their noses and mouths when they sneeze. They make me sick.
33. I went to travel to the meadow where I always used to play when I was a child. There were familiar scents all over. It was very nose-talgic.
34. One day at football practice, the nose was sad. It was probably because he didn’t get picked.
35. My mom got the flu. She said that it was like her nose went on strike. I suggested, “You should picket”.

36. I was playing ‘got your nose’ with a clown, but then I got caught red-handed by the police.
37. Doctor, doctor. My nose runs and my feet smell. I fear you might have been built upside down.
38. A chef pig was picking its nose. There were hamboogers everywhere.
39. There’s a name for a person who has no nose and also doesn’t know much. He’s called nose-less.
40. A few friends went out and one of them had a runny nose. Well, it might sound very funny. But it’s snot.

41. My friend was ill and had a runny nose she couldn’t fix. I suggested, “Break its legs”.
42. I told my friend his nose was runny, he said it’s snot.
43. Eye jokes are very cornea but nose jokes sure do stink.
44. My friend asked if I ever thought about how a nose tastes. I told him that it doesn’t.
45. People always pick their noses, but I never did. I have always liked the one nose that I was born with.

46. A cabbage, a tomato, and a nose were having a race. The cabbage was ahead, the nose was running, and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
47. The ocean had a runny nose, so he told the beach not to sand so near him.
48. Well, I spent years looking for the perfect mustache. But then, I realized the truth. It was under my nose the whole time.
49. If a cow laughed really hard would milk come out of her nose?
50. For years I’ve stuck with coke but recently tried switching to pepsi. But the bubbles really burn my nose

Best nose jokes

These next funny nose puns are some of our best jokes and puns about noses!

51. What’s the best way to keep a skunk from smelling? Hold its nose.
52. Why was the nose sad? Because it didn’t get picked.
53. Which sailors blow their noses most often? The Anchor Chiefs.
54. Why was the Lego Minifigure sick? Because his nose was blocked.
55. What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells.

56. What do people most often overlook? Their noses.
57. What do you call a nose with no body? Nobody nose.
58. What do zombies blow their noses with? Human tissue.
59. What do you call a dolphin with a red nose? Rudolphin.
60. What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about noses, we hope you had a good laugh.

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