85 Funny Lego Jokes

Here are 85 funny lego jokes and the best lego puns to crack you up. These jokes about lego are great lego jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of lego dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about lego, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this lego humor with others.

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Lego puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about lego that are also awesome lego jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What do you do if someone doesn’t like your lego jokes? Block them.
2. What time is it when an elephant sits on your lego city? Time to build a new lego city.
3. Can a kangaroo jump higher than a tower of lego bricks? Of course! lego bricks can’t jump.
4. How do you get a lego ninja to leave your house? Say, “Ninjago”.
5. What did the elf say after an orc stole his lego? I’m legolas.

6. What do you get if you cross a snake with lego? A boa constructor.
7. What’s the best way to keep intruders from entering your home? Put lego bricks all over the floor.
8. What did the lego alien say? I come in pieces.
9. Did you hear about the lego truck that crashed on the highway? Authorities are still trying to piece it all together.
10. Why does everyone know the feeling of stepping on a lego? Time wounds all heels.

11. Why do adults like lego so much, when they grow old? They can’t lego of their childhood.
12. Why was the lego Minifigure sick? Because his nose was blocked.
13. What did the doctor say to someone who stood on some lego bricks? Just block out the pain.
14. What did the little battery scream when it stood on a lego brick? AAA.

16. How do LEGO minifigures measure distance? In square feet.
17. So what if I have a bunch of lego? Do you want to make something out of it?
18. What do they do every year in the lego neighborhood? They throw a block party.
19. Why was the man so happy when he finished the lego set? The box said 5-12 years, but he finished it in 2 weeks.
20. Where do lego ninjas buy their food shopping? A stealth food shop.

21. What do you have if you have 14 green lego bricks in one hand and 20 red lego bricks in the other hand? Really big hands.
22. What dance do lego Minifigures love the most? Square dancing
23. What noise did the werewolf make when he stepped on a lego brick? Ow Ow Ow OWWWOOOO.
24. What do lego minifigures say to each other when they are in love? Never lego of me.
25. What do you call it when a lego Minifigure and an elf have a little baby girl Minifigure? A lego Lass.

26. Why do people talk about stepping on lego and not toy soldiers? It’s rude to dishonor a veteran.
27. What do you call a PC made of lego? Bricked.
28. Hey, are you the top of a lego brick? Because you’re a stud.
29. What’s the scariest thing to a lego? The vacuum cleaner.
30. How do you find lego in the dark? Walk around.

31. What do you call it when a lego parent sends the kids to their room? A brick separator.
32. Why do adults like lego so much, when they grow old? They can’t lego of their childhood.
33. What do you call a disabled lego? An O.
34. What do they do every year in the lego neighborhood? They have a block party.
35. Why couldn’t the detective solve the lego crime? He just couldn’t put the pieces together

36. What does Disney’s lego Elsa from Frozen sing? legoOO! legoOOOO!
37. Can a kangaroo jump higher than a tower of lego bricks? Of course! A tower of lego bricks can’t jump.
38. What did my doctor say to do after I stepped on a lego? Just block out the pain.
39. What has four wheels and eats lego bricks? The vacuum cleaner.
40. What’s the most common operation in a lego hospital? Plastic surgery.

41. What has four wheels and eats lego bricks? The hoover.
42. Where do lego people go on holiday? The Czech RepuBRICK.
43. Why is the lego’ bathroom dirty? Because they ran out of toy-let paper.
44. What is a lego pirate’s favorite letter? Arrrrrrr.
45. What did the lego guy say when he gave his girlfriend an engagement ring? Here let me put this on your…oh, wait…um… would you like a bracelet?

46. Who is lego’s favorite artist? Le-Gogh.
47. Why do LEGO people hate going to the hospital? Because plastic surgery costs a fortune.
48. Did you hear they just opened the world’s largest lego store in California? People are lining up for blocks.
49. What is the most common health concern with lego Minifigures? Separation anxiety.
50. How do you measure a lego Minifigure’s shoe size? In square feet.

51. Have you heard about lego’s 100ft tall castle complete with fire breathing dragon? You couldn’t make it up.
52. What did the clingy toys say? They never want to lego.
53. How did the lego mini figures like to party? With a block party.
54. Did you see the new lego mini figure? They’re a real head turner.
55. Did you see how excited everyone was for the newest lego set? People lined up for blocks.

Lego one liners

Here are some great lego joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about lego.

56. The best lego piece in the world is the Le-GOAT.
57. A small meteorite is reportedly headed for legoland. They have said to expect about 50 square blocks of damage.
58. My wife bought me a lego car set to build and it said +3 years on the box. I got the last laugh, I finished it in 2.
59. My mum wanted to put my lego out for the garage sale, but I just couldn’t lego of them.
60. I went to the doctor because I stepped on a lego brick… he told me to just block out the pain.

61. I hope that one day I get to see lego-ral reef.
62. You’re trying too hard, just lego.
63. Two blocks are stuck together, one says “lego”, and the other says “no”.
64. Children and lego have at least one thing in common, both are fun to make and they both take up space afterwards.
65. Like lego, we just click.

66. I want to learn how to p-lego-lf.
67. The lego movie is a real blockbuster.
68. A group of lego islands is an archipe-lego.
69. I love going to lego-ons and hanging out in the water.
70. I spoke into a cave and heard my lego.

71. In physics class, we’re learning about e-lego-magetism.
72. There’s a new lego store in town. I’m avoiding it for a while because people are lined up for blocks.
73. lego released a licorice block called lego-rice.
74. Digital lego are made in Si-lego-n Valley.
75. When lego Minifigures play sports, they drink e-lego-lytes for hydration.

Best lego jokes

These next funny lego puns are some of our best jokes and puns about lego!

76. What happens to a lego Minifigure when they die? Rest in pieces
77. What is the opposite of Lego? lestop
78. When a lego finds their soulmate, what do they say? You’re my missing piece.
79. What is Clark Kent’s alter lego? Superman.
80. How did the lego motivate the other toys? Dream big and achieve your Le-goals.

81. What do most lego figures have? Separation anxiety.
82. What is the best-selling lego around Halloween? Le-ghost.
83. What happened to the heartbroken lego Minifigure? It is falling to pieces.
84. Why are they complaining when someone dumps lego in their yard? They don’t know what to make of it.
85. Why should you never pick a lego Minifigure for your basketball team? They only throw up bricks.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about lego, we hope you had a good laugh.

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