Here are 30 funny box jokes and box puns that will have you folding over with laughter. If you’ve got some of our own box jokes packaged up, feel free to pop them in the comments below!
Here are some of our favorite jokes about boxes
- Most jokes and cardboard boxes have one thing in common. They’re recycled.
- The waitress asked me if I wanted a box for our leftovers. I said no but I’ll wrestle you for it.
- I would make a belt out of cardboard. But it would be a waist of paper.
- What kind of cardboard is found by a volcano? Igneous box.
- I went to the stationery shop and found they had given me cardboard instead of paper. I am going to write them a stiff letter.
- I got fed up playing poker and blackjack the other day. I was card-board.
- I bought some low-quality cardboard. It’s tearable.
- My dog keeps wrapping things in cardboard. He’s a boxer.
- I live in a lighthouse. It’s made of cardboard.
- Why would anyone fill a box with tiny pieces of cardboard? I’m puzzled.
- What happens when you put cardboard boxes in your house during a full moon? You make it a warehouse
- What kind of cardboard is found deep underground? Box and minerals.
- I ordered some disposable lenses and got an empty box. I must have selected contactless delivery.
- I charge rent to the series of insects in my cardboard box as they are ten-ants.
- The great thing about buying a cardboard box and having it delivered is that you normally get one more than you paid for.
Box one liners
Here are some great box joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about boxes.
- Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
- A box that plays beats is a beatboxer.
- Hey, that’s crate.
- I got promoted at work. I’m now the big box.
- I’m right around the box.
- When cardboard goes to the bar, it asks for a drink on the box.
- If you no longer have a box, it’s an Xbox
- If cardboard had a favorite sport, it’d be boxing.
- I’m going to the University of Box-ford
- I worked in a cardboard box factory but it folded.
Best box jokes
These next funny box puns are some of our best jokes and puns about boxes!
- Where do astronauts keep their sandwiches? In their launch box.
- What kind of cabbage comes in cardboard? Box choy.
- Yo mama is so stupid. She stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.
- What’s the number one item shipped by amazon? Cardboard boxes
- What do you call a round box that springs back after its thrown? A box-ce ball.
After reading through all these hilarious jokes about boxes, we hope you had a good laugh.
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