35 Jokes About Boxing
Here are 35 funny boxing jokes and boxing puns to crack you up. Wanna read though them? Knock yourself out! If you’ve got any more boxing jokes to share, pop them in the comments below!
Boxing puns
Here are some of our favorite jokes about boxing!
- I asked my trainer at the gym if I could start shadow boxing. He said, “Knock yourself out!”
- Why do Pirates always win boxing matches? They have a killer hook.
- Why was the boxer fired from his job? He never punched out.
- What do boxers carry their underwear in? A briefcase.
- Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas? Because its boxing day.
- What does a boxing comedian need? A good punchline.
- What do you call a champion boxer with flatulence? Gaseous Clay.
- Does a match box? No, but a tin can.
- What’s the funniest part of a boxing joke? You would think it would be the punchline, but it’s funnier when the person feints.
- How do you make a fruit punch? Give it boxing lessons.
- What is cardboard’s favorite sport? Boxing
- What’s a boxing hair stylist’s specialty? Bob and weaves.
- What is a boxer’s favorite drink? Fruit Punch.
- Why was Jupiter banned from competing in the planetary boxing match? He took asteroids.
- How did the apple win the boxing tournament? With a fruit punch.
- One of my bulls just took up boxing. I call him Moo-hammad Ali.
- Did you know Father Time is really good at boxing? He can clock you a good one.
- Why did Mike Tyson break up with his girlfriend? Ear-Reconcilable differences.
- What’s the best sport to learn when you are moving? Boxing.
- Mr. T was asked for his comments before his celebrity boxing match with Dave Grohl. He said “I pity the Foo”.
- What do you call the queue to a boxing match? The punchline.
- What do anesthesiologists and boxers have in common? They knock people out for a living.
Boxing one liners
Here are some great boxing joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about boxing.
- I wanted to become a boxing referee so much that I was shaking. The interviewer told me to relax and count to ten.
- People don’t typically wear glasses while boxing its more of a contacts sport.
- During my boxing career, I was the 2nd best boxer in my country. I fought in over 100 fights, and came 2nd every single time.
- A few years back I used to write jokes. I spent ages trying to make a boxing joke. But I just couldn’t come up with a punch line.
- A computer once beat me in a chess but it was no match for me in kick-boxing.
Best boxing jokes
These next funny boxing puns are some of our best jokes and puns about boxing!
- Why is hard to watch two elephants boxing? Because they have got the same color trunks.
- Did you hear about the hobbit who ruined the boxing match? He tried to destroy the ring
- What do you call a pug dog that has become the boxing world champ? A pugilist.
- What are a beat boxer’s favorite things to wear? Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants.
- What do Picasso and a terrible boxer have in common? They both spend a lot of time on the canvas.
Final thoughts
After reading through all these hilarious jokes about boxing, we hope you had a good laugh.
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