20 Funny Boot Puns

Here is a collection of boot puns and jokes that’ll lace up your day with laughter.

Boot Puns

I’ve stepped up to compile these boot puns and I hope they’ll walk you straight into a good chuckle!

1. What instrument does a boot use? A shoehorn.
2. What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squish? An elephant with a wet boot.
3. Why did the heavy boots go to Heaven? Because they had good soles.
4. What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus tex.
5. What should you do if your son can’t tie his shoelaces? Send him to boot camp.

6. What do you call a cat wearing shoes? A puss in boots.
7. What do robots wear when it snows? Roboots.
8. What do you say when you see a cowboy who has placed his foot across the border of Canada? You say his leg is in Canada, just aboot.
9. Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team? He took too long to put his boots on.
10. What are a beat boxer’s favorite things to wear? Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants.

Boot One Liners

I’ve carefully laced together this selection of boot one-liners, hoping they kickstart some smiles and laughter!

11. I wish I could wear a boot on my head. Because then I’d be a foot taller.
12. Last night a thief broke into the boot factory, he was the sole perpetrator.
13. I caught my dog chewing on my boots, I guess he has really good taste in footwear.
14. I tried to play vehicle rugby. But my car had only one boot.
15. Chuck Norris’ cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

Best Boot Jokes

Here are the best jokes about boots. Let me know in the comments if you agree or if you have a favorite joke you think should make this list!

16. How many boots does a priest get? Nun.
17. What did the robot do when it got mud on its shoe? Reboot.
18. Why do boots always come in pairs? They’re sole mates.
19. I hate my new job in the shoe recycling plant. It’s Sole destroying.
20. My son told me he had a hole in his boot today. I said yes son, that’s where you put your foot in.

Behind The Jokes

Hi! I’m Che, and I hope you enjoy these boot jokes as much as me. These jokes lists are curated by me alone. I handpick the jokes for quality, create some myself or add ones that have been contributed by readers like you.

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Final Thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about boots, I hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny puns then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Camouflage jokes
• Scarf puns
• Jokes about knitting
• Top shoe jokes