15 Funny Hot Tub Puns

Here are 15 funny hot tub jokes and puns to crack you up. If you’ve got any any clean hot tub jokes to add to the list, comment them below!

Cartoon graphic of a man in a steaming hot tub on a blue background.

Hot tub puns

Find your favorite puns about hot tubs, laugh, and then share and enjoy this hot tub humor with others.

  1. What do you get when clowns get out of a hot tub? A laughing stock.
  2. What is another name for a Japanese hot tub? A Yakuzzi
  3. What did the pool say to the hot tub? You’re looking pretty steamy today.
  4. What did the hot tub say after a long day? I’m drained!
  5. How do hot tubs greet each other? Water you up to?
Cartoon graphic of a group of friends in a large hot tub on a blue background.

More Hot Tub Jokes and One-Liners

Here are some great hot tub joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about hot tubs.

  1. I moved overseas, and my hot tub travelled with me. It’s such a jetsetter.
  2. Jacuzzis and hot tubs are like two pees in a pond.
  3. You can do anything you want in international waters. That’s why I filled my hot tub with international waters.
  4. I was in my hot tub last night enjoying the views of the incoming lightning storm not thinking of the danger. And then it struck me.
  5. I added a hot tub to my bathroom. I know have more bath room but less bathroom.
Cartoon graphic of an old man in woman in a hot tub on a blue background.

Best hot tub jokes

These next funny hot tub puns are some of our best jokes and puns about hot tubs!

  1. What did the bee in the hot tub say? Swarm in here.
  2. Do you want to hear a clean joke? I put bubbles in my hot tub.
  3. Why did the musician bring his instrument to the spa? He wanted a hot tub-a.
  4. What do you get when you add pool noodles to a hot tub? Spa-ghetti.
  5. I didn’t invite my partner to the hot tub. Now I’m really in hot water.
Cartoon graphic of a man in a hot tub holding a glass of champagne on a blue background.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about hot tubs, we hope you had a good laugh.

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