40 Funny Noodle Puns

Here are 40 funny noodle jokes and the best noodle puns to crack you up. These jokes about noodles are great noodle jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of noodle dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about noodles, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this noodle humor with others.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about noodles that are also awesome noodle jokes for adults and kids to be told!

What is a cannibal’s favorite kind of noodle? Rawmen.
Why did the noodle get a driving ticket? It drove pasta stop sign.
What do you get when you add pool noodles to a hot tub? Spa-ghetti.
Did you hear that the spaghetti noodle got into a car accident? Paramedics tried to save him, but in the end, he pasta-way.
What psychosis do you have, if all you can think about is Chinese noodles? Mega-Lo-Mein-ia.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What do noodles call the shady part of town? The Spaghetto.
What’s a Jamaicans favorite noodle? Raaahmon.
What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae? A Pastafarian.
What do you call it when you accidentally put Vietnamese noodles in a coffee mug instead of a bowl? A pho cup.

How much did those noodles weigh? Won Ton.
Why shouldn’t you party in a noodle shop? So you don’t disturb the soba atmosphere.
What do poodles and noodles haves in common? They have oodles.
What condition does a noodle have when it doesn’t feel like it’s good enough? Impasta syndrome.
What do you call someone who steals noodles from the rich and gives them to the poor? Ramen Hood.

Here are some great noodle joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about noodles.

The kid drew a picture of a bowl of noodles. He captioned it ramen doodles.
My mother asked me if a person can eat noodles all day in reality. I told her that’s Pho real.
My cousin organized a noodles-themed birthday party. I went up to him and wished him a happy brothday.
A customer entered a noodle shop with teary eyes. The waiter told him “I am here for you if you are feeling cannelloni”.
My father scolded me for having an unhealthy diet. He seems to not appreciate the fact that noodles are part of my daily rotini.

The noodle shop near my place serves extra to their regulars. It is a phonomenal shop.
Since the noodle drank a lot, he was totally sauced.
I ordered a bowl of spaghetti and found a linguine noodle at the bottom he was an impasta.
Noodles are my Mein hobby.
My friend is moving to Vietnam to open his own noodle shop. I hope he doesn’t pho-get about me.

He made a car made out of noodles. He calls it lambourguini.
Opened the kitchen cupboard and found some fake noodles. It’s an impasta.
They asked me how many grams of noodles I wanted. I told them I wanted wonton noodles.
Mother cooked all of father’s favorite type of noodles. Father told her “Udon know how much I love you. You are the one pho me.”
Don’t eat royal sausage in Vietnamese noodle soup Trust me, it’s the Pho King Wurst.

These next funny noodle puns are some of our best jokes and puns about noodles!

What’s the WiFi password at a noodle shop? 123pho5.
What do you call a noodle without any sauce? A noodist.
What do you call a scared noodle? Fettuccine Afraid-o.
Why are Chinese noodles so easy to love? Because they are Lo Mein-tenance.
Did you know you could light candles with pieces of dry spaghetti? Well, that’s using your noodle.