45 Jokes About Salt

Here are 45 funny salt jokes and the best salt puns to crack you up. These jokes about salt are great salt jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of salt dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about salt, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this salt humor with others.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about salt that are also awesome salt jokes for adults and kids to be told!

What kind of salt do gymnasts use? Somersalt.
Why do whales only swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze.
How did the salt’s friend survive the apocalypse? She was a doomsday pepper.
What food can help you improve your intelligence? Salt, because it’s a mined food.
How come a ring of salt surrounds the rim of a margarita glass? To keep the spirits from escaping.

What is a chefs weapon of choice? A salt rifle.
What do you call a war hero coated in salt? A seasoned veteran.
What did the salt say after it was pepper-sprayed? That’s nothing to sneeze at.
What did the pepper say to the table salt? Why you Sodium fine.
Did you hear about the chef that threw salt, flour and water in a person’s eyes? He was charged with a salt and battering.

What type of salt has the best vision? See salt.
What do you have if you have NaCl and NiCd? A salt and battery.
Did you hear about the peanut that walked into the police station? It claims it was a salted.
What did the salt say to the hand? Quit pinching me.
What did the salt say to his girlfriend? Wow, you’re so-dium beautiful.

Here are some great salt joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about salt.

I thought about making a joke about salt. Then I thought Na, that doesn’t sound fun.
I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a-salted.
I threw a packet of salt at my friend in the restaurant and they said “That’s a-salt”.
I had dinner once with a chess Grand Master in a restaurant with checked tablecloths. It took her two hours to pass me the salt.

I just thought that it was sodium funny when you said that salt pun at dinner.
Don’t open the email you receive with the subject of “Pork, Salt, and Fat”. It’s spam.
Sea salt always has the best vision.
If you want to exterminate snails in your yard, your best bet is with an a-salt rifle.
I inherited hypertension from my father. He always was taking everything with a grain of salt.

I got some salt in my eye Now it’s sea salt.
Someone told me I looked like a salt shaker. I took it as a condiment.
My friend accidentally got salt in his papercut. Talk about adding insalt to injury.
Salt free spaghetti was sent to jail for being an impasta.
Someone threw a sodium compound at me. I think it was a salt.

These next funny salt puns are some of our best jokes and puns about salt!

What’s the opposite of Himalayan salt? Herastandin pepper.
What do you call fifteen-year-old salt? A salt-teen.
What kind of fish is only made of salt. A tu-na.
How can a product with 50% less salt be bad? When you’re buying salt.
Did you hear about the guy who got sick eating lots of salt? Don’t worry, he is cured now.

What do quarterbacks like to do at dinner? Pass the salt.
What do British fish drink? Salt-Tea.
Why does salt make everything taste better? Because it’s sodi-yum.
Does anybody know any jokes about salt? Na.
Did you know it’s illegal to combine sea salt and iodized salt? They call it aggregated a salt.

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about salt, we hope you had a good laugh.

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