80 Funny Mushroom Puns

Here are 80 funny mushroom jokes and the best mushroom puns to crack you up. These jokes about mushrooms are great mushroom jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of mushroom dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about mushrooms, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this mushroom humor with others.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about mushrooms that are also awesome mushroom jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What kind of room has no doors or windows? A mush-room.
2. What do you call a book about mushrooms? A fun-guide.
3. How do you get into a mushroom? Ring the porta-bella.
4. Why did the mushroom have so many friends? Because he was a fungi.
5. What happens when two fungi get married? They become fung-us.

6. What is Harry Potter’s favorite type of mushroom? Magic mushrooms.
7. Why are mushroom children so good? They don’t want to get in truffle.
8. What does a mushroom sit on? A toadstool.
9. What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? Put a cap on it.
10. How does a mushroom clean its house? With a mush-broom.

11. Did you hear the joke about fungus? You won’t like it, but it will grow on you.
12. How does a mushroom car sound? Shroom, shroom.
13. Why couldn’t the mushroom get into bar?  She wasn’t mold enough.
14. Which vegetable should you have with jacket potatoes? Button mushrooms.
15. What kind of mushroom lives in the sea? Oyster mushrooms.

16. What is the world’s deadliest fungus? A mushroom with an axe.
17. When do mushrooms retire?  When they get too mold.
18. What did the teacher say about the student’s attempt at making pizza? There is so mushroom for improvement.
19. How much room does a mushroom need to party? As mushroom as possible.
20. What made the mushroom farmer a good person? He had really good morels.

21. Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
22. What sort of room can you eat? A mushroom.
23. What do you call a fungi that makes music? A decomposer.
24. What’s a vampire‘s favorite soup? Scream of mushroom.
25. What is the best dish to bring to a fungus Halloween party? Scream of mushroom soup.

26. Where do mushrooms go for a night out? Salad bars.
27. Why didn’t the mushroom like school? Because it spored him.
28. What did the mushroom say as he fell off a cliff? Help! I’m in truffle.
29. What do you get if a frog eats a mushroom? A toadstool.
30. What’s the only room in your house you can’t go into? A mushroom.

31. What’s the world’s biggest mushroom competition? The champignon’s league.
32. Why do toadstools grow so near each other? They don’t need mushroom.
33. What’s the difference between a Stormtrooper at a party and a mushroom being picked? One’s a bad guy having a fun time and the other’s a fungi have a bad time.
34. Why did the fungi leave the party? There wasn’t mushroom for dancing.
35. What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view.

36. Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? Because shiitake too much.
37. Why did the mushroom get stuck in traffic on the way to work? Because it was mush-hour.
38. What is a mushroom’s favorite meal? Spore ribs.
39. What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? I love you so mush-groom.
40. Where do baby mushrooms grow before they are born? In the mushwomb.

41. What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? Spore-t
42. Where did they bury the mushroom after her death? In a mushtomb.
43. Why didn’t the mushroom enter the weightlifting competition? Because she said she wasn’t stroganoff.
44. Why did the mushroom have to leave her home? It was growing toxic by the day.
45. Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? Chanterella.

46. What do mushrooms say when they want to change the TV channel? Pass me the buttons.
47. What platform do mushrooms use for their video conferences? Zhroom.
48. What lullaby do parent mushrooms sing to their babies? Mush little baby, don’t say a word.
49. What did the mushroom say when his friend thanked him for his help? That’s what friends are spore.
50. What do polite mushrooms say? Thank you very mush.

51. What did the mushroom say to its girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? I have so mushroom for you in my heart.
52. Why did the lettuce stop dating the mushroom? He though she was a pretty fungal, but didn’t have mushroom on its schedule.
53. What did the pepperoni on the pizza say to the mushroom on the pizza ? Slice to meat you.
54. Did you know that all mushrooms are edible? Some only once though.
55. Where do mushrooms go to fly? The air portabella

Mushroom one liners

Here are some great mushroom joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about mushrooms.

56. Mushroom puns are usually in spore taste.
57. Mushrooms can’t be trusted, they’re notorious for stalk-ing.
58. Eating mushrooms in the morning is the breakfast of champignons.
59. Better be good, you don’t want to get in truffle.
60. Two leprechauns are in the forest and one starts eating mushrooms, so the other one says to him, “Are you having fun, Gus?”

61. I’m spored of your puns.
62. I didn’t used to like mushrooms, but after a while they grew on me.
63. I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
64. I want to share a joke about fungus, but I don’t have enough shroom to write it down.
65. He may have been a fun-gi, but he sure did have questionable morels.

66. I’m being squashed, there’s not mushroom in here.
67. I’m spored of your mushroom puns. I thought you were a fun-gi. Got shroom for any new material?
68. Mushroom puns are perfect for any occasion. They’re portabella and can be read on the go.
69. A mushroom in need says, “Help! I’m in truffle.”
70. I didn’t always like mushrooms, but they’ve finally started to grow on me.

Best mushroom jokes

These next funny mushroom puns are some of our best jokes and puns about mushrooms!

71. Why was the mushroom arrested? For stalking.
72. What do you call a mushroom encyclopedia? A fung-guide to mushrooms.
73. Why did the mushroom break up with her boyfriend? Because he was toxic.
74. What do mushrooms enjoy eating around a campfire? Spores.
75. What does a mushroom buy when it’s having a mid-life crisis? A spores car.

76. What does a foot usually have for breakfast? Mushroom on toe-st.
77. What do you call a very large mushroom? A humongous fungus.
78. What do we call a person who stands alone? A mush-room-loner.
79. Where do mushrooms keep their umbrellas and shoes? On their porch-ini.
80. Did you hear about the mushroom that had to make a tough choice? He had a morel dilemma.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about mushrooms, we hope you had a good laugh.

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