20 Funny Oyster Puns To Shellebrate

Here is a delightful collection of oyster puns and jokes that you will want to shellebrate after reading though.

Oyster Puns

I’ve shucked together some oyster puns that I hope will bring a smile to your face and a chuckle to your day.

1. Oysters never donate to charity. They’re shellfish.
2. What do you call a funny oyster? A clamedian.
3. What do you call a rich oyster? Elon Mollusk.
4. What do oysters do on their birthday? They shellabrate.
5. What’s made of chocolate, has a shell and lives at the bottom of the sea? An oyster egg.

6. How to oysters call their friends? On a shell phone.
7. What do you call a girl oyster? A she shell.
8. What do you call a paralyzed oyster? Shell shocked.
9. What kind of mushroom lives in the sea? Oyster mushrooms.
10. Did you hear about the oyster who was breakdancing at the seafood disco? He ended up pulling a mussel.

Oyster One Liners

I’ve carefully curated this selection of oyster one-liners, hoping they’ll bring a wave of laughter to your day.

11. An oyster I know just split up with his girlfriend. She was just too deep for him.
12. My oyster used to be really shy, then one day he came out of his shell.
13. I told my oyster he was being too shellfish, but he just clammed up.
14. My son told me he wanted to be an oyster shucker when he grew up. I wasn’t happy about his shellfish ambition.
15. I was driving along the road when someone asked me to give them a lift. I said, “You look great, the world’s your oyster”.

Best Oyster Jokes

Here are the best jokes about oysters. Let me know in the comments if you agree or if you have a favorite joke you think should make this list!

16. How does an oyster answer the phone? Shello?
17. Who can open an oyster with only his hands? Shuck Norris.
18. How did the oyster hide from the fish? Clamouflage.
19. Why do oysters enjoy being cooked? It raises their shellfish steam.
20. What did the oyster say to his girlfriend when she finally got him to open up? Aww shucks

Behind The Jokes

Hi! I’m Che, and I hope you enjoy these jokes as much as me. These jokes lists are curated by me alone. I handpick the jokes for quality, create some myself or add ones that have been contributed by readers like you.

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Final Thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about oysters, I hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny puns then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Chocolate jokes
• Jelly puns
• Jokes about BBQ
• Top alcohol jokes