Here is a collection of camo puns and jokes that'll blend into your sense of humor seamlessly.
Camo Puns
I've gathered these camo puns and I hope they'll help you find some hidden laughs in your day.
- Why does the pirate wear camouflage underwear? To hide his booty.
- What do you call a man in camo who can juggle? A hidden talent.
- How does a dog camouflage itself in the forest? It barks.
- Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Because they are already in the skies.
- Have you ever seen a soldier in violet? Purple is the best color for camouflage.
- What do you call a girl wearing camouflage? Heidi.
- What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage? A croaking device.
- What do you call an alligator in a camouflage vest? A private investigator.
- Why do people wear camouflage? I don't know I've never seen one.
- You know what the problem is with camo jokes? You never see them coming.
Camo One Liners
I've stealthily curated this selection of camo one-liners, designed to sneak a smile into your day.
- Really good camouflage is hard to find.
- I camouflaged my couch so nobody could find it. Sofa it’s working.
- I have never seen my wife wear camo. That is some quality camo.
- Yet another meeting of The Camouflage Club when no one else has turned up.
- September 15th is national camouflage day. I hope I don’t see anyone celebrating.
- They say seeing is believing. So, camo isn't real.
- I got hit by a truck with a camouflage paint job. It came out of nowhere.
- I bought a camo hat for poker night. It helps disguise my thoughts.
- Ever since I started wearing camo all the time my girlfriend said she can't see me anymore.
- I know someone who tried to runaway after camouflaging a railway. He tried to cover his tracks.
Best Camo Jokes
Here are the best jokes about camo. Let me know in the comments if you agree or if you have a favorite joke you think should make this list!
- What do you call a cow you can't see? Camooflauged.
- "I didn’t see you at camouflage training". “Thank you, sir”.
- Bought a camouflage jacket the other day. But I can’t see myself wearing it.
- I went to buy a camouflage outfit the other day. But I couldn’t find any.
- I thought about starting a company that makes camouflage planes. I can’t see it taking off.
Behind The Jokes
Hi! I'm Che, and I hope you enjoy these camo jokes as much as me. These jokes lists are curated by me alone. I handpick the jokes for quality, create some myself or add ones that have been contributed by readers like you.
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Final Thoughts
After reading through all these hilarious jokes about camo, I hope you had a good laugh.
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