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    Home » Clothing Jokes

    25 Camo Jokes For Some Hidden Laughs

    Published: Nov 13, 2023 · by Che Lewis

    Here is a collection of camo puns and jokes that'll blend into your sense of humor seamlessly.

    Cartoon graphic of an army emoji wearing a camo hat on a blue background.
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    • Camo Puns
    • Camo One Liners
    • Best Camo Jokes
    • Behind The Jokes
    • Final Thoughts
    • Comments

    Camo Puns

    I've gathered these camo puns and I hope they'll help you find some hidden laughs in your day.

    1. Why does the pirate wear camouflage underwear? To hide his booty.
    2. What do you call a man in camo who can juggle? A hidden talent.
    3. How does a dog camouflage itself in the forest? It barks.
    4. Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Because they are already in the skies.
    5. Have you ever seen a soldier in violet? Purple is the best color for camouflage.
    1. What do you call a girl wearing camouflage? Heidi.
    2. What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage? A croaking device.
    3. What do you call an alligator in a camouflage vest? A private investigator.
    4. Why do people wear camouflage? I don't know I've never seen one.
    5. You know what the problem is with camo jokes? You never see them coming.
    Cartoon graphic of a camouflage wearing army kid on a blue background.

    Camo One Liners

    I've stealthily curated this selection of camo one-liners, designed to sneak a smile into your day.

    1. Really good camouflage is hard to find.
    2. I camouflaged my couch so nobody could find it. Sofa it’s working.
    3. I have never seen my wife wear camo. That is some quality camo.
    4. Yet another meeting of The Camouflage Club when no one else has turned up.
    5. September 15th is national camouflage day. I hope I don’t see anyone celebrating.
    1. They say seeing is believing. So, camo isn't real.
    2. I got hit by a truck with a camouflage paint job. It came out of nowhere.
    3. I bought a camo hat for poker night. It helps disguise my thoughts.
    4. Ever since I started wearing camo all the time my girlfriend said she can't see me anymore.
    5. I know someone who tried to runaway after camouflaging a railway. He tried to cover his tracks.
    Cartoon graphic of an army officer wearing camo giving another a medal on a blue background.

    Best Camo Jokes

    Here are the best jokes about camo. Let me know in the comments if you agree or if you have a favorite joke you think should make this list!

    1. What do you call a cow you can't see? Camooflauged.
    2. "I didn’t see you at camouflage training". “Thank you, sir”.
    3. Bought a camouflage jacket the other day. But I can’t see myself wearing it.
    4. I went to buy a camouflage outfit the other day. But I couldn’t find any.
    5. I thought about starting a company that makes camouflage planes. I can’t see it taking off.
    Cartoon graphic of a man with a camo painted face on a blue background.

    Behind The Jokes

    Hi! I'm Che, and I hope you enjoy these camo jokes as much as me. These jokes lists are curated by me alone. I handpick the jokes for quality, create some myself or add ones that have been contributed by readers like you.

    I constantly update Here's A Joke posts to ensure top quality. Not feeling a joke or got one to share? Let me know in the comments or contact me. With your support, I'm aiming for the best joke site around!

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    Final Thoughts

    After reading through all these hilarious jokes about camo, I hope you had a good laugh.

    If you want to hear more funny puns then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

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    About Che Lewis

    Hi! I'm Che, and I hope you enjoy these jokes as much as me. These jokes lists are curated by me alone. I handpick the jokes for quality, create some myself or add ones that have been contributed by readers like you.

    I constantly update Here's A Joke posts to ensure top quality. Not feeling a joke or got one to share? Let me know in the comments or contact me. With your support, I'm aiming for the best joke site around.

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