25 Funny September Jokes

Here are 25 funny September jokes and the best September puns to crack you up. These jokes about September are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of September dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about September, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this September humor with others.

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Cartoon graphic of gold-colored word of September on a blue background.

September puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about September that are also awesome September jokes for adults and kids to be told!

  1. Who came after Augustus? Septembrus.
  2. How should you hunt deer in September? With an autumn-atic rifle.
  3. What is a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber
  4. What do the leaves say before they hibernate? Rake me up when September ends.
  5. What is the worst date you’ve ever been on? September 12th. Remind me to never stand on a calendar again.
  1. What did the leaf say to September? I’m falling for you.
  2. Why are trees so carefree and easygoing in September? Because every fall, they let loose.
  3. Why do birds fly south in September? Because it’s quicker than walking.
  4. Why did Humpty Dumpty love September? Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
  5. How many seconds are there in one year? 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, and December 2nd.
Cartoon graphic of a light brown calendar with the month of September shortened to 3 letters on a blue background.

September one liners

Here are some great September joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about September.

  1. Now that September has ended, did anyone remember to wake up Green Day?
  2. September 15th is national camouflage day. I hope I don’t see anyone celebrating.
  3. Really hate having to wait till September to drive my new car. Shouldn’t have bought an autumnobile.
  4. Today is the day those 8-legged Bears wake up from hibernation. When September ends, the Octo-Bears wake up.
  5. There’s a place where January comes after February and December comes before September. It’s the dictionary

Best September jokes

These next funny September puns are some of our best jokes and puns about September!

  1. Who came after Augustus? Septembrus.
  2. What month does every tree dread? Sept-timberrrrr.
  3. What did the tree say to Autumn? Leaf me alone.
  4. Did anyone else know September is deaf awareness month? I’d never heard of it.
  5. Everyone keeps posting about Mayweather. But I’m 99% sure it’s September.
  1. What kind of car do people drive in September? An autumn-atic.
  2. Don’t June know it’s September? Sometimes I think you can’t December.
  3. Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in September? They were autumn mated.
  4. My crush and I are getting married. I am getting married on 31st August and she is on 31st September.
  5. What did September say when June claimed that today is the last day of the month? Don’t July to me.
Cartoon graphic of multicolored word of September in block letters on a blue background.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about September, we hope you had a good laugh.

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