50 Funny May Jokes

Here are 50 funny May jokes and the best May puns to crack you up. These jokes about May are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of May dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about May, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this May humor with others.

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May puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about May that are also awesome May jokes for adults and kids to be told!

  1. What did Spring say when it was in trouble? May Day.
  2. What condiment should you always use in spring? May-o.
  3. What season is it when you are on a trampoline in May? Spring-time.
  4. Why does Peter Parker only have eleven months on his calendar? Because he lost May.
  5. Is there a month between April and June? May be.
  1. Who conducts the spring orchestra? A May-stro.
  2. Who likes May the Fourth? Jedis.
  3. Who’s the most important person in a Spring wedding? The May-tron of honor.
  4. Why are trees never grumpy for long? In May they turn over a new leaf.
  5. What starts growing in the spring and then goes POP? May-ze.
  1. What’s a pilot’s least favorite holiday? May Day.
  2. What May flowers grow on faces? Tulips.
  3. Which month can’t make a decision? May-be.
  4. What goes up when May rain comes down? An umbrella.
  5. What would you call a spring corn maze? A may-ze.
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  1. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? June bugs.
  2. What do you call a parade that takes place in Spring? A May-rch
  3. What do you say when you see flying insect that you can’t quite identify in Spring? May be bee.
  4. Why don’t monkeys fall from the sky in May? That only happens during Ape-ril showers.
  5. What did the Calendar say to the Clock the moment it became June 1st? I am dis-Mayed.
  1. Which crime-fighter likes May the most? Robin.
  2. What is May Day? The most obviously named holiday.
  3. What do you call a manic Monday in May? Monday.
  4. What did the Star Wars fan with a lisp say? May the Fourth be with you.
  5. What do you call someone who doesn’t believe it is June yet? A May-Sayer.
  1. What tree does well in May? The Mayple.
  2. How many seconds are there in one year? 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, and December 2nd.
  3. Did you hear about the people who were sick in June from eating bacon past its use-by date? It was May-ham.
  4. Why does Batman like May? Because that’s when he saw his first robin.
  5. Why is March through May the best time of the month to buy a mattress? It’s when they are the most springy.
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May one liners

Here are some great May joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about May.

  1. I’m sticking with my citrus diet until June Cumquat May.
  2. Someone told me today is April 30th. But they May be wrong.
  3. Bees become indecisive after April. They become maybees.
  4. Ahh it’s finally June. Hopefully the weather will be better this month. I was getting tired of hearing how bad the May weather was.
  5. Keanu Reeves lost all the April Fools jokes. Luckily he found the May tricks.
  1. April showers bring May Flowers that bring…Sneezes.
  2. May 1st is the only date that can also be a sentence, May I.
  3. We should enjoy Mayonnaise while we still can. From next month onwards, it’s gonna be June-onnaise.
  4. My, my, my May is the other month that forms a word if you eliminate all of the standard vowels.
  5. May Day is traditionally the first day of May. It’s also a distress call when said three times in a row. Hopefully, you won’t need to use it this May.
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Best May jokes

These next funny May puns are some of our best jokes and puns about May!

  1. Can February March? No, but April May.
  2. Does May have 30 days? Yes plus one extra.
  3. What do you call a bee born in May? May bee.
  4. Which state loves spring the most? May-ne.
  5. Why do pirates hate May, June July and August? Because they don’t have Arrrrs in them.
  1. What is the politest month? May.
  2. What do April showers bring? May Flowers.
  3. What is the shortest month? May with just 3 letters.
  4. What did May tell June when they were fighting? Don’t July to me.
  5. What’s the difference between May and June? Every single letter.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about May, we hope you had a good laugh.

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