Kickstart your weekend with a burst of Friday humor! These Friday jokes will get you in the right mood when winding down after a long week. We've got puns, Friday memes, and one-liners! If you have some funny jokes for Friday to add, comment below!
Here are some of our favorite funny Friday jokes!
- What’s scarier than Friday the 13th? Mondays.
- How does Good Friday end? With a 'y'.
- What should you do on Good Friday if you want to eat a lot on Easter? Egg-cersise.
- Why didn’t the French chef realize it was Friday? It Crêpe’d up on him.
- Why did the man from France go to McDonalds? It was French fry-day.
- What is faster than the Flash? Friday nights.
- What did a worker tell his co-worker when the long and busy week was about to end? Fri-nally.
- Why couldn't Friday lift the heavy weights? Because it was a weak day.
- What do you call it when you have to finish your homework on a Friday? A cryday night.
- What do you call the day when you have to submit a huge assignment that you have not even started? Frightay.
- What kind of dessert goes best with the theme of Friday the 13th? I scream.
- What is the best thing to avoid on Friday the 13th? Superstitions.
- What’s the worst sound on Friday morning? Alarm clocks.
- What does a taxidermist do on Fridays? Nothing special, just the usual stuff.
- When doesn’t Friday start with an “F”? When it’s yesterday, today or tomorrow.
- What did the fruit ask at the end of the work week? Orange you glad it’s Friday?
- Why did Thomas the Tank Engine stop working on Friday? He ran out of steam.
- Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days of the week? Because Monday through Friday are weak days.
- What did the Iceberg say to the Romaine on Friday? Lettuce celebrate.
- What day of the week did Toad like the most? Fly-day.
- Where can you have a Fry-day every day? In Grease.
- What type of pasta is favorable on Friday the 13th? Fettuccini Afraid-o.
- Why did Friday go to visit a doctor? He was week.
- What should you do when life gives you lemons? Ask for more Friday nights instead.
- Why was the hospital empty? It's a feel-good Friday.
- What is Friday’s favorite day? Friday. It's just that good of a day.
- Why was the student so happy to go back home after school? Because it was Friyay.
- What do you call a Friday that is not serious about anything in life? Casual Friday.
- What does an employee look forward to on Friday nights? The next Friday night.
- What is the only thing better than a Friday night? A Monday holiday.
- What can ruin your Fridays? Realizing it is only Thursday.
- Where should a cow go on a Friday night after work? Mooooooovies.
- Who can profit a lot on Friday the 13th? Tailors because they know a lot of superstitchens.
- Where can you find a computer on Friday night? At the disc-o.
- What do you call it when you have a good philosophical conversation with your friends on a Friday afternoon over a fast-food meal? A deep fry-day.
- What does Friday smell like? Weekends.
- Why did my dad not go to work on Good Friday? Because it was a holy-day.
- What is an egg’s least favorite holiday? Good fry-day.
- What did a worker say to another worker who was not feeling like working on a Friday? Just a few more hours of work left, weekend make it.
- What does it mean when you arrived late at work for the fifth time in a week? It means that is a Friday.
- What did the lazy person do the day after Friday? Sat.
- What do biologists wear to work on Casual Friday? Genes.
- Why was Sunday afraid of Monday? Because Monday through Friday.
- What did the accordion player say on Friday? Accordion to me, it’s going to be a great weekend.
- When will a priest laugh at your Friday joke? When it’s a Good Friday joke.
- What did the teacher give on black Friday? 50% off late assignments.
- Is Good Friday a sad day? Yes, but the next day's a Sadderday.
- What is the greatest gift Friday can give? Weekend vibes.
- What did John Wicks’ enemy tell him on Friday? Be careful, Wicks going to end soon.
- What did I say to my friend who asked me if I know the best Friday jokes? I told her that I only know Good Friday jokes.
Black Friday jokes
- When do rich people celebrate Black Friday? Every day.
- Where can you get 100% off on everything on Black Friday? At home by not going out.
- Where does a nerdy person spend their Black Friday? Geology museum because they get great shales there.
- What did the horse get for Black Friday? A Macintosh.
- Why was the customer unhappy with the vacuum he brought on black Friday sales? It sucked.
- What comes after Black Friday? Broke Saturday.
- Why should one visit a tire shop on Black Friday? They will have a blowout.
- What was on the specials on Black Friday? Leftovers from Thanksgiving Thursday.
- Why was the boat shop owner happy on Black Friday? It was the most successful sail of that year.
- Why do shoppers feel like cranberry sauce on Black Friday? They get bruised, battered, and squished into pulp, trying to get to the bargain bin.
Friday one liners
If you're rushing to the weekend but need a quick chuckle, these Friday quotes are your go-to. Quick, funny, and perfectly tailored to that Friday feeling!
- I don’t work on Fridays. I make appearances.
- It’s Friday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine from a bottle.
- Finally it's Friday. Can't wait to get off work and avoid all social interaction.
- I am instantly 60% nicer after 3 pm on Friday.
- My bank manager called asking if my card is missing. It had not been swiped at the liquor store last Friday, for the first time.
- The highlight of Friday night when you're a parent is the 5 minutes between putting your kids to bed and passing out on your own.
- If you think Friday is a sad day, I’ve got some bad news for you. Tomorrow is Sadder Day.
- Friday is my second best f-word after food.
- If my boss knew how unproductive I am on a Friday, he wouldn’t want me here either.
- It’s Friday. Any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.
- They asked me to follow my dreams this Friday. I went back to sleep right away.
- Life begins on Friday, work begins on Monday.
- I haven’t been this excited about Friday since last Friday.
- I don’t believe in Friday the 13th because I’m not superstitious. I’m just a little bit stitious.
- Nothing ruins a Friday more than realizing it’s Tuesday.
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