70 Funny Good Night Jokes

Here are 70 funny good night jokes and the best good night puns to crack you up. These jokes about good night are great jokes for kids and adults.

Good Night puns

Here is our top list of good night dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about good night, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this good night humor with others.

1. Why can’t bees fly at night? Because they’re too buzzed.
2. Why do you go to bed at night? Because it won’t come to you.
3. What type of horses only go out at night? Nightmares.
4. What do two feathers talk about during the night? It’s mostly pillow talk.
5. Have you heard about a class in school focused on getting a good night’s sleep? They call it Rest Ed.

6. Dad, do you know why it’s so dark at night? No sun.
7. What does a dragon have before bedtime? A knight cap.
8. Why does the owl turn off its phone at night? So it doesn’t get any hooty calls.
9. When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it.
10. What do you call a vampire who works the night shift at a fast food restaurant? Count Spatula.

11. What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night? Starfish.
12. What’s Irish and stays out all night? Patty O’Furniture.
13. How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night.
14. When is the best time to play chess? Knight time.
15. Our neighbor’s ladder was stolen the other night. Steps were taken.

16. Where do sea cows sleep at night? In barn-acles.
17. Who built that massive bridge secretly in the night? An ninjaneer.
18. How long do witches ride broomsticks for on cold nights? For just a short spell.
19. What did the sheep say to the shepherd before bedtime? “Count me in for a good night’s sleep.”
20. What’s the difference between a night watchman and a butcher? One stays awake, the other weighs a steak.

21. Where do chimps go for a night out? The monkey bars.
22. What dance can you see in the night sky? The moon walk.
23. What’s a dentist’s worst nightmare? A lion that loves candy.
24. What do the dogs do on the night of 4th July? They go to the bone-fire
25. When should bowlers wear armor? When they play knight games.

26. What happened when Batman had a power cut? He had a dark night.
27. How do you wish a dinosaur a good night? “Sleep tight, dino-mite friend.
28. Why did the baseball catcher spend a night at the field? He felt right at home.
29. Why is it so hard to find Fossil Pokémon? They only come out at Oma-night.
30. What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night? He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

31. Was there anything the snake gave to his wife? A goodnight hiss.
32. What do you call a turtle that’s only awake at night? A noc-turtle.
33. Why does a keyboard work day and night? Because it has two shifts.
34. How do birds wish each other a good night? “Tweet dreams, my feathered friend.”
35. How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball? Every night he turns into a gol-bat.

36. Where do roses sleep at night? In their flowerbed.
37. What watches over a castle when the sun goes down? A night.
38. Where do skeletons go for a fun night out? Anywhere as long as it’s a hip joint.
39. Why do nurses creep around at night? So they don’t wake the sleeping pills.
40. Why did the little girl put sugar under her pillow at night? So she would have sweet dreams.

Good Night one liners

Here are some great good night joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about good night.

41. Have a good night. Be wary of bed bugs hiding beneath your bed.
42. I’ll be up all ig-night trying to keep this fire going.
43. I pulled an all-nighter watching a flamingo sleep. It was outstanding all night.
44. Good night. Please stay away from my dream, I don’t want a nightmare tonight.
45. Last night I had nightmares that I was a monster truck. I woke up super tired and overly exhausted.

46. I watched a documentary last night about how pickles are made. It was jarring.
47. I pulled an all-nighter watching a flamingo sleep. It was outstanding all night.
48. Went to a rugby referee’s retirement party last night. It was a good send-off.
49. Decided to toughen up and quit my job as an astronomer. No more Mr. Night Sky.
50. My friend brought me a large rocket for bonfire night. I was over the moon.

51. When I was a kid, I once stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
52. The Joker likes to sleep under the starlight of the open sky because he is afraid of the Dark Knight.
53. At the end of April make sure you get a lot of sleep that night. Because the next day we begin a 31 day March.
54. Last night I did stand-up in a bowling alley parking lot. Some of my jokes struck out. The audience was split.
55. Last night I had possum soup made from Himalayan Possum, Because I found Himalayan on the road.

56. When unicorns want a midnight snack. They go star grazing.
57. My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
58. Last night I made fish tacos. They just looked at them and swam away.
59. Last night a thief broke into the shoe factory. He was the sole perpetrator.
60. Last night, I watched a documentary about mozzarella cheese. It was G-rated.

Best good night jokes

These next funny good night puns are some of our best jokes and puns about good night!

61. What fish only swims at night? A starfish.
62. Were can you find a golfer on a Saturday night? Clubbing.
63. Sleep is for the weak. It’s time for me to go to bed, goodnight.
64. Good night. May you be safe from the ghost under your bed.
65. A fight broke out at the seafood restaurant last night. Battered fish everywhere.

66. What do bakers tell their children at night? Bread-time stories.
67. I had this awful dream last night I was making a salad. I was tossing all night.
68. To the person who stole my lamp, my coffee and my parrot. I don’t know how you sleep at night.
69. I had a nightmare about being attacked by a shark. When I woke up I realized it was just a bream.
70. Last night someone broke into my house and stole all of my soap, bleach, and shampoo. They made a clean getaway.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about good night, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny puns, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

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