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25 Funny Soap Puns

ByChe Lewis

Here are 25 funny soap jokes and the best soap puns to crack you up. These jokes about soap are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of soap dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about soap, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this soap humor with others.

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Cartoon graphic of a person washing their hands with soap suds on them on a blue background.

Soap puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about soap that are also awesome soap jokes for adults and kids to be told!

  1. Why did the soap get fired? It kept slipping up.
  2. Why should you never trust soap? It’s an emulsive lyer.
  3. What kind of soap can also be used to keep away men? Deter gents.
  4. Who stole the soap from the bathtub? The robber ducky.
  5. What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed? I think we’re in sink.
  1. What is a bull fighters favorite soap? Olay.
  2. What’s a skeleton favorite place to buy soap? The body shop.
  3. What do you get when you eat soap before singing? A soap opera.
  4. What kind of soap does a dolphin use? All porpoise cleaner.
  5. What do you call someone that steals your soap? A dirty criminal.
Cartoon graphic of a pink soap with the word soap on it on a blue background.

Soap one liners

Here are some great soap joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about soap.

  1. I used to be addicted to soap. But I’m clean now.
  2. Handcrafted soap is the best. No lye.
  3. I got tear-free soap in my eye. It hurts like heck but at least I’m not crying.
  4. One time I shot a bar of soap. The bullet went clean through.
  5. There is a reason why I store the soap away when I sing in the shower. Otherwise it would be a soap opera.
  1. Last night someone broke into my house and stole all of my soap, bleach, and shampoo. They made a clean getaway.
  2. They arrested the overweight soap maker. Apparently he was a big fat lyer.
  3. Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then, it’s soap opera.
  4. My friend said he got a package containing soaps from around the world. But it was a pack of lyes.
  5. I went on a tour of a soap factory last week. I forgot which one it was, but I’m sure it will Dawn on me.
Cartoon graphic of a mint green soap on a blue background.

Best soap jokes

These next funny soap puns are some of our best jokes and puns about soap!

  1. What do you call clean music? A soap opera.
  2. What soap do pigeons use? Dove.
  3. What happens to a depressed soap? It gets a bit sud.
  4. Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work? He was expecting showers.
  5. Why do pirates always carry a bar of soap? So just in case they go overboard, they can wash up on shore.
Cartoon graphic of a pink soap with suds on it on a blue background.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about soap, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny puns, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

Hi! I'm Che, and I hope you enjoy these jokes as much as me. These jokes lists are curated by me alone. I handpick the jokes for quality, create some myself or add ones that have been contributed by readers like you.

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