30 Funny Shower Jokes

Here are 30 funny shower jokes and the best shower puns to crack you up. These jokes about showers are great jokes for kids and adults.

Shower puns

Here is our top list of shower dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about showers, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this shower humor with others.

Which fairy says no to showers? Stink-erbel.
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower? Squeaky clean.
What happened to the cheetah who showered twice a day? He ended up spotless.
What is the purpose of the astronomers’ meat shampoo? To allow for meatier showers.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

How do you clean a planet of dinosaurs? Give it a meteor shower.
Why don’t pirates shower before walking the plank? Because they washup on shore.
Why did the burglar steal a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
When do creatures that look a bit like monkeys fall from the sky? During Ape-ril showers.
What’s the difference between a bride-to-be and groom-to-be? A bride-to-be wants a shower and a groom-to-be wants to get as dirty as possible before his Big Day.

Here are some great shower joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about showers.

I had a shower addiction for years, but I’m now totally clean.
A bald guy slipped in the shower. Fell on his head and slipped again.
I’ve seen a meteor shower, but never seen a meteor take a bath.
My friend realized he wasn’t a very good burglar as he was taking a shower.
I was thinking about hopping in the shower. But I realized that I might slip and hurt myself.

My wife asked me to please quit singing Wonderwall in the shower. I said maybe.
Chuck Norris doesn’t shower, he only takes blood baths.
After taking a shower, a vampire stands on a bat mat.
My girlfriend doesn’t think I can think fix the electric shower. Well, she’s in for a shock.
I took ten photos of myself in the shower, but hated them all. Turns out I have selfie-steam issues.

These next funny shower puns are some of our best jokes and puns about showers!

Did you see that meteor shower? No, I respect others’ privacy.
Told my wife I’m going to take a shower. She said, don’t take it too far.
Why shouldn’t you shower with a Pokémon around? He might Pikachu.
Dry January is going really well. Even if everyone keeps saying that I need to shower.
My neighbor thinks I spy on her. I would tell her otherwise, but she’s in the shower right now.

How does the moon take a bath? It has meteor showers.
Why did the rock shower every morning? He wanted to start with a clean slate.
Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work? He was expecting showers.
What’s hard to get into, but even harder to get out of? A shower in winter.
What is it called when you’re singing in the shower and shampoo gets in your mouth? A soap opera.