55 Funny Spice Puns

Here are 55 funny spice jokes and the best spice puns to crack you up. These jokes about spices are great jokes for kids and adults.

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Spice puns

Here is our top list of spice dad jokes. Find your favorite puns and favorite dad jokes about spices, laugh, then share and enjoy this spice humor with others.

  1. What does a good spice rack help you win? The Hunger Games.
  2. When does pepper become salty? When he doesn’t win.
  3. Why shouldn’t you buy illegal seasonings? It’s always a shady dill.
  4. What is a gymnast’s favorite spice? Somersalts.
  5. Why did the spices stay on the spice rack? Because they had no season to go anywhere else.
  1. What do spices say when guests visit them? Cumin side and make yourself at home.
  2. Did you hear about the flatmate who woke up to a spicy toothbrush? He had it cumin.
  3. Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on curry powder? He went into a korma.
  4. What did the mother spice tell her son on the phone? You pepper be home soon.
  5. Why did the man want to become a chef? He wanted to figure out and add some spice to his life.
  1. Why did the spice get bullied? Because he’s ginger.
  2. What’s the #1 rule of the spice trade? Thyme is money.
  3. Which peppers are the most musical? The bell peppers.
  4. What kind of socks do you need to plant cayenne pepper? Garden hose.
  5. Did you hear about the man who reviews herbs and spices? I heard he’s a seasoned expert.
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  1. What’s a baker’s favorite spice joke? A cinnamon pun.
  2. What does a nosey pepper do? Gets Jalapeno business.
  3. Why did the Jamaican spice dealer turn his life around? Because he was a cinna-mon.
  4. What do you call two spices saying hello to each other during the holidays? Seasons greetings.
  5. How do you know if you have seasonal depression? When using too many spices makes you sad.
  1. Why did the curry leave the spice rack? Because he was in search for a pepper life.
  2. Why are wealthy spices good at managing their time? Because thyme is money.
  3. Did you guys hear about the shipment of spices that fell into the ocean? Huge waste of thyme.
  4. Why do seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper water makes them sneeze.
  5. Who was the pie’s favorite pop star? Pumpkin Pie Spice
  1. What do you get when you spice up date night? Netflix and Chilis.
  2. Why did the chef make a clock out of spices? To be able to tell the thyme.
  3. How do spices live life? By seasoning the moment.
  4. What is a monks favorite spice? Cardamohmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
  5. Which ingredient do chefs add to spice up Irish dishes? Gaelic cloves.
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Spice one liners

Here are some great spice joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about spices.

  1. I know a latte about pumpkin spice.
  2. I use a fennel to pour spices into containers.
  3. I’m cumin to the end of my patience with all these spice puns now.
  4. Fish prefer saltwater because pepper makes them sneeze.
  5. I was gonna make a joke about spices. But it’s not the right season.
  1. Ginger is an old spice. Its roots go way back.
  2. This drought has really killed my spice farm. I don’t have the thyme to harvest.
  3. I herb the spices are having a chilli party at the garden tonight.
  4. During the holidays, spices greet each other by saying, “Season’s greetings.”
  5. The spices argue too much. It is only a matter of thyme before they break up.
  1. I’ve been pepper-ing for this moment to tell spice jokes my whole life.
  2. Coffee is acidic. Until you add pumpkin and spices. Then it becomes basic.
  3. Teacher: What are the seasons? Student: Salt, pepper, ginger.
  4. A burglar broke into my house and took all my condiments, now I’m Spiceless in Seattle.
  5. So I was cleaning my spice cabinet and now I have a lot of thyme on my hands.
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Best spice jokes

These next funny spice puns are some of our best jokes and puns about spices!

  1. What do spices eat when they watch a movie? Pepper corn.
  2. What is a popular song amongst peppers? Spice, Spice, Baby.
  3. Which spice is the worst at keeping secrets? Thyme because thyme will tell.
  4. Which spice graduated with a doctoral degree? Dr. Pepper.
  5. What type of medicine do spices take when they feel anxious? Chilli pills.
  1. What do spice lovers put on their pizza? Pepper-only.
  2. What do you call someone who films spices? A cinnamon-tographer.
  3. How do spices increase work productivity? By having brainstorming seasons.
  4. What were the spices told by the angry salt? You better not pinch me.
  5. How do you cure someone with a pumpkin spice addiction? Apply the pumpkin patch.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about spices, we hope you had a good laugh.

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