40 Funny Seal Puns

Here are 40 funny seal jokes and the best seal puns to crack you up. These jokes about seals are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of seal dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about seals, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this seal humor with others.

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• Seal puns
• Seal one liners
• Best seal jokes
• Final thoughts

Seal puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about seals that are also awesome seal jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What sort of music do seals listen to? Orca-stras.
2. What sort of photos does a seal take? Polaroids.
3. What’s a balanced meal for a polar bear? A seal in each paw.
4. What did the seal say to the wall? Dam.
5. What does a polar bear call a seal on a skateboard? Meals on Wheels.

6. What is a seal’s favorite shape? A seal-linder.
7. What sort of music do seals like? Sole.
8. What do you call a seal in the forest? Barking up the wrong tree.
9. What did the injured seal say to the shark? Don’t consume if seal is broken.
10. Why was the seal so well rested? She practised seal-f care.

11. What do seals study at school? Art. Art. Art.
12. What do astronomer seals study? Seal-lestial bodies.
13. What planet does a seal live on? EARFFF EARFFF EARFFFF.
14. What do polar bears do on their birthdays? They seal-abrate.
15. What do you call a seal that can also defend the country? A navy seal.

16. Who does a seal bring to a wedding? Her significant otter.
17. Why are seals good at racing? They’re always in pole position.
18. What do seals do when they need medical attention? Sea kelp.
19. Why can’t seals be famous DJs? Because they’re scared of club hits.
20. What do dolphins say when they hear bad jokes? That’s the seal-iest thing I’ve ever heard.

Seal one liners

Here are some great seal joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about seals.

21. A polar bear’s favorite popstar is Seal.
22. If a seal had a favorite kind of music, it would be “sole” music.
23. Seals swim in saltwater because pepper water makes them sneeze.
24. I saw a polar bear eat something but my lips are sealed.
25. One baby seal was pressured by other seals to jump off. Talk about pier pressure.

26. The seal crossed the road to get to the other tide.
27. If seals hated a kind of musical act, it would be Orca-stras.
28. Animal puns are the seal-liest.
29. I’ve received a package from a seal and it’s signed, sealed, and delivered.
30. All seals live at the same elevation. Seal level.

Best seal jokes

These next funny seal puns are some of our best jokes and puns about seals!

31. Where do seals go to see movies? The dive-in.
32. How do you close a letter under the sea? With a seal.
33. How do seals study in school? By following a seal-labus.
34. What keeps the ocean from leaking out? The seals.
35. What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal? Welp, seal ate her.

36. What’s grey and has a trunk? A seal on holiday.
37. What animals are on legal documents? Seals.
38. Why don’t penguins hang out with walruses? They’re too seal-y.
39. What claps and barks and says you look great? The seal of approval.
40. I got you a stuffed seal animal as a present but I can’t return it. Warranty is void if seal is broken.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about seals, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny animal puns, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

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