20 Funny Bamboo Puns

Here are 20 funny bamboo jokes and the best bamboo puns to crack you up. These jokes about bamboo are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of bamboo dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about bamboo, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this bamboo humor with others.

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• Bamboo puns
• Bamboo one liners
• Best bamboo jokes
• Final thoughts

Bamboo puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about bamboo that are also awesome bamboo jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What’s the scariest plant? Bamboo.
2. Have you heard about the new book about bamboo? It’s a great reed.
3. Did you hear about the bamboo truck accident? It’s pandamonium out there.
4. Why do panda bears keep buying bamboo? They just like the stock.
5. What do you get when you cross Shaggy and a stick of bamboo? Mr.bamboostick

6. How do you get a panda drunk? Give it bambooze.
7. What do you call bamboo clusters that follow you? Stalkers.
8. What did the bamboo say to the tree? You’re so lumber-some.
9. Why did the bamboo break up with the oak tree? Because it was too much of a sap.
10. Why did the bamboo plant win an award? Because it was out-standing in its field.

Bamboo one liners

Here are some great bamboo joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about bamboo.

11. It was World Bamboo Day yesterday but shoot, I missed it.
12. Two pandas got into a fight. They’ve both got bambooboos.
13. Pandas get to the hospital in bamboo-lances.
14. The panda lost his dinner. He was totally bamboozled.
15. A panda came across a fake Bamboo plant. It was Bamboozled.

Best bamboo jokes

These next funny bamboo puns are some of our best jokes and puns about bamboo!

16. Why are pandas endangered? Because bamboo shoots.
17. How do pandas get to hospital? In the bamboolance.
18. What’s invisible and smells like bamboo? Panda farts.
19. Why do pandas love bamboo so much? Because it’s the bear essentials of their diet.
20. Did you hear about the Pandas that were in a food fight? They all got Bambooboos.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about bamboo, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny plant puns, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Rose jokes
• Gardening puns
• Jokes about leaves
• Cactus jokes for kids