25 Funny Fairy Jokes

Here are 25 funny fairy jokes and the best fairy puns to crack you up. These jokes about fairies are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of fairy dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about fairies, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this fairy humor with others.

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Fairy puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about fairies that are also awesome fairy jokes for adults and kids to be told!

  1. Which fairy says no to showers? Stink-erbel.
  2. What do tooth fairies have on their phones? Bluetooth.
  3. Why did Queen fairy go to the dentist? She had to get her teeth crowned.
  4. Why don’t fairies live under toadstools? Because there’s not mushroom.
  5. Who does a jack-o-lantern fear? The fairy godmother because she will turn him back into a pumpkin.
  1. Who puts money under a deer’s pillow? The hoof fairy.
  2. What is a fairy’s favorite drink? Sprite.
  3. What do you call a fairy who likes to fix things? Tinkerbell.
  4. Why did the fairy get coal in her stocking? Because she was fairy naughty.
  5. What did the fairy say to the other fairy? It’s fairy nice to meet you.
  1. What do little mice read? Fairy tails.
  2. Who granted the fish a wish? The fairy codmother.
  3. Why is the tooth fairy so smart? Because she has wisdom teeth.
  4. What do you call a philosophical fairy? ThinkerBell.
  5. What do you call a pixie who double-majored in physics and genealogy? The fairy of relativity.
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Fairy one liners

Here are some great fairy joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about fairies.

  1. The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
  2. Forget fairy lights, I’ve got my llama lamp.
  3. My Valentines Day so far has been going like a fairy tale. Grimm.
  4. I hate how all my fairy photographs have really bad quality. They’re all so pixielated.
  5. I hear there’s a fairy tale princess who actually knows quite a few dad jokes. It’s Ra-pun-zel.
Cartoon graphic of a fairy with dark hair and pink wings on a blue background.

Best fairy jokes

These next funny fairy puns are some of our best jokes and puns about fairies!

  1. How do you know the tooth fairy is a journalist? They’re always searching for the tooth.
  2. Rapunzel is not a fairy tale. It’s a hairy tale.
  3. I heard that Fairy Tale merchandise is on sale. Now, that’s what I call fair retail.
  4. Knock knock! Who’s there? A fairy. A fairy who? A fairy special guest!
  5. I just paid for a boat ride to a magic themed renaissance carnival. The price was reasonable. It was a fair fairy faire ferry fare.
Cartoon graphic of a fairy with blue wings and blue hair on a blue background.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about fairies, we hope you had a good laugh.

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