45 Funny Princess Jokes

Here are 45 funny princess jokes and the best princess puns to crack you up. These jokes about princesses are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of princess dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about princesses, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this princess humor with others.

Jump to:

Cartoon graphic of a princess in a blue dress with a blue bird on a blue background.

Princess puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about princesses that are also awesome princess jokes for adults and kids to be told!

  1. Which Disney Princess do cows prefer? Moo-lan.
  2. Why didn’t the princess go to the coffee shop? They didn’t serve royal-tea.
  3. What does Princess Peach use to get things off the high shelf? A toad stool.
  4. Why did Princess Leia fail her exams? She had Alderaan answers.
  5. When is a princess strong enough to move a castle? When she’s playing a game of chess.
  1. Why did the princess go to the library? To find her happily ever after.
  2. What eats more princesses than a dragon? Two dragons.
  3. Why did the princess wear glasses? Because she couldn’t see her kingdom.
  4. Why was princess Zelda sad after watching a bunch of YouTube videos? She couldn’t find the link in the description.
  5. What did Princess Fiona say when Shrek invited his entire family to stay? I’m feeling ogre-whelmed.
Cartoon graphic of three cute princesses on a blue background.
  1. What kind of cheese thinks it’s a princess? Mozzarella.
  2. How does the ocean say hello to Princess Ariel? It waves.
  3. What type of fruit does a princess love to eat? Crownberries.
  4. Where does Princess Ariel keep her tiara? In her octo-purse
  5. Why didn’t the Disney Princess go to the doctor when she got sick? Because the cold never bothered her anyway.
  1. Which Disney princess loves Mexican food? Taco Belle.
  2. Who won the princess race? Rapunzel won by a hair.
  3. Which Princess is best at football? Nutmeggin’ Markel.
  4. What did Princess Leia say after planting some trees? May the forest be with you.
  5. How do Disney princesses screw in a lightbulb? They hold the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them.
  1. What does Princess Ariel use for money? Sand dollars.
  2. Why was Princess Fiona so bad at basketball? Because she had an onion for a coach.
  3. Which Disney princess makes the best judge? Snow White. She’s the fairest of them all.
  4. What did the Princess say when she saw a talking frog? You must be Prince Charming.
  5. Why is Princess Zelda the most fashionable person in Hyrule? Because she’s really Sheik.
Cartoon graphic of a cute princess in a pink dress on a blue background.

Princess one liners

Here are some great princess joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about princesses.

  1. 6 out of 7 of Snow White’s friends aren’t Happy.
  2. I married a real princess. Her mother is a royal pain.
  3. My girlfriend is angry with me for incorrectly quoting the Princess Bride Unbelievable.
  4. Princess Elsa was so young and new that when she got married. She was barely regal.
  5. The princess threw a party for her dragon. It was pretty frustrated trying to blow out the candles on the cake.
  1. A princess’s favorite exercise is running the kingdom.
  2. When a Princess becomes Queen, it is a real crowning achievement.
  3. Princesses prefer to ride unicorns because they don’t horse around as much.
  4. Mario is breaking up with Princess Peach. Peach: Is it me? Mario: No, it’s-a not-a you, it’s-a me, Mario.
  5. My friend wanted to feel like a princess on her wedding day. So we made her marry a man she never met in order to secure a French alliance.
Cartoon graphic of a princess holding her dress and leaning back on a blue background.

Best princess jokes

These next funny princess puns are some of our best jokes and puns about princesses!

  1. Who plaited Princess Leia’s hair? Darth Braider.
  2. What did the Princess get for her birthday? Peasants.
  3. What do you call a princess in the dark? No White.
  4. What’s the easiest way to find a princess? Follow the footprince.
  5. How did Princess Leia contract coronavirus? Because she went to woo Han.
  1. What do princesses use to measure their jewelry? A ruler.
  2. Which Disney princess tells the best jokes? Ra-pun-zel.
  3. Why did the princess go to the dentist? To get her crown fixed.
  4. Why did the police arrest the wrong Disney Princess? They thought she was someone Elsa.
  5. Why didn’t Princess Fiona fall in love with Lord Farquaad? He lacks Shrek’s appeal.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about princesses, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny puns, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

Similar Posts

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *