15 Best Magnet Jokes

Here are 15 funny magnet jokes and the best magnet puns to crack you up. These jokes about magnets are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of magnet dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about magnets, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this magnet humor with others.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about magnets that are also awesome magnet jokes for adults and kids to be told!

What did the paper clip tell the magnet? I find you attractive.
What’s the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? A magnet has a positive side.
Why doesn’t magneto wear purple anymore? Days of Fuchsia Passed.
Why did the bear‘s magnetic personality make him so popular? He was a polar bear.
What’s the difference between a magnet and a construction site? A construction site has more poles.

Here are some great magnet joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about magnets.

I dated a magnet once. He was very attractive.
You know I love talking about magnets. But it’s quite the polarizing topic.
You may become more attractive if you eat magnets.
Scientists have shown that Earth’s magnetic field is weakening. Current events have made it less attractive.
A farmer put shoes on his horses and they all started sticking to the grass. They were in a magnetic field.

These next funny magnet puns are some of our best jokes and puns about magnets!

I have a talking pig stuck to my fridge. It’s a Babe magnet.
I’m very pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I’ve got five fridges.
A couple of magnets showed their positive side. They got divorced.
What did the male magnet say, to the female magnet? When I saw you from behind, I was repelled. Now that I see you from the front, I am very attracted.
Two magnets walk into a bar. The negative magnet slides over to the positive magnet and says, ‘Hi, I think I’m attracted to you’.