30 Funny Rhino Jokes

Here are 30 funny rhino jokes and the best rhino puns to crack you up. These jokes about rhinos are great jokes for kids and adults.

Rhino puns

Here is our top list of rhino dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about rhinos, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this rhino humor with others.

1. What did the poacher say to the rhinoceros? Got your nose.
2. What do you call a rhino in a phone booth? Stuck.
3. Why do rhinos have such bad credit? They’re constantly charging.
4. What did the grape say when the rhinoceros stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
5. What do you get when you mix a rhino and a dog? A very frightened mailman.

6. What is as big as a rhino but weighs nothing? Its shadow.
7. How do you know when there’s a rhinoceros in your fridge? You can’t shut the door.
8. What’s grey but turns red? An embarrassed rhinoceros.
9. What do you get when you cross an elephant, a rhino, and a hippo? Helliphino.
10. What time is it when an rhino sits on your bed? Time to get a new bed.

11. Can rhinos see well? I have never seen a rhino with glasses.
12. When does a Rhino go “mooooo”? When it is learning a new language.
13. What’s more amazing than a talking Rhino? A spelling bee.
14. What does the White Rhino have in common with Alex Trebec? They’re both in jeopardy.
15. What do you call a Rhino with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can’t hear you.

Rhino one liners

Here are some great rhino joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about rhinos.

16. Rhinos are unicorns that have let themselves go.
17. When you mix a cheetah and a rhino you will get a Cheeto.
18. To stop a rhinoceros from charging, call customer service to dispute the purchase.
19. Went to the safari park and a rhino tried to charge me and I explained I’d paid at the gate.
20. Someone asked me how you weigh a rhino. It’s quite like weighing a person, but on a much larger scale.

Best rhino jokes

These next funny rhino puns are some of our best jokes and puns about rhinos!

21. What do you call a rhino without a horn? Quiet.
22. How do you stop a rhino from charging? Unplug him.
23. What do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino? Elephino.
24. Why do rhinos have horns? To tell other animals to get out of the way.
25. Why don’t you see rhinos hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.

26. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a rhino? A ewenicorn.
27. Why is rhinoceros skin so wrinkly? They’re very hard to iron.
28. Why was the rhinos testosterone level so high? He was really horny.
29. What do you call a drunk white rhino? A wino albino rhino.
30. Why did the rhino break his phone? The instructions told him to charge it.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about rhinos, we hope you had a good laugh.

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