25 Funny Cheetah Jokes

Here are 25 funny cheetah jokes and the best cheetah puns to crack you up. These jokes about cheetahs are great jokes for kids and adults.

Cheetah puns

Here is our top list of cheetah dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about cheetahs, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this cheetah humor with others.

1. Who isn’t allowed in the zoo’s quiz team? The cheetah.
2. What can you use to find cheetahs in the jungle? A lion detector.
3. What do Cheetahs have on each foot? Cheetoes.
4. Why are cheetahs great to exercise with? Because they will spot you at the gym.
5. Did you know that the fastest animal on land is the ostrich? Actually, it’s not but the fastest one is a cheetah.

6. What animal always breaks the law? A cheetah.
7. What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Raining cheetahs and wolves.
8. What’s the difference between a cheetah and office supplies? One is really fast and the other is stationery.
9. What do you call a cheetah running a Xerox machine? A copy cat.
10. What’s the difference between  a cheetah and a comma? A cheetah has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

Cheetah one liners

Here are some great cheetah joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about cheetahs.

11. Cheetahs don’t play golf but tiger wood.
12. Did you know the cheetah is faster dandelion.
13. My ex told me her spiritual animal was the tiger but it turned out it was the cheetah.
14. A lion and a cheetah had a race and the lion said you are a cheetah and the cheetah said you are lion.
15. I tried copying my best friend’s test concerning jungle cats and he called me a cheetah.

Best cheetah jokes

These next funny cheetah puns are some of our best jokes and puns about cheetahs!

16. Which side of a cheetah has the most spots? The outside.
17. Why don’t you ever see a rich cheetah? Because cheetahs never prosper.
18. What happens after a cheetah takes a long shower? He’s spotless.
19. Saw a guy at a bar chatting up a cheetah. He’s trying to pull a fast one.
20. What do you call a bad event involving leopards, jaguars, and cheetahs? A catastrophe.

21. Which spotted wild cat is the epitome of good energy flow? The Chi-tah.
22. What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a burger? Fast food.
23. Why did the two big cats get a divorce? Because one was lion and the other was a cheetah.
24. I can’t remember if I had a cheetah or a leopard when I was a kid. My memory is kind of spotty.
25. What’s the difference between a cheetah and a lion? A cheetah has the mane part missing.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about cheetahs, we hope you had a good laugh.

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