20 Funny Towel Puns

Here are 20 funny towel jokes and the best towel puns to crack you up. These jokes about towels are great jokes for kids and adults.

Towel puns

Here is our top list of towel dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about towels, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this towel humor with others.

1. What gets wetter as it dries? A towel.
2. What is Britain’s most common owl? The tea-towel.
3. What do married snakes have on their bath towels? “Hiss,” and “Herss.”.
4. What did the towel say to the hairdryer? You blow me away.
5. Why do towels make bad comedians? Their jokes are too dry.

6. What did the towel say to the beach? I’ve got you covered.
7. What do you call a towel used by a rabbit? A hare dryer.
8. Why did the priest start cutting into his kitchen towel? He needed it to be holey.
9. How do they clean up messes at the Vatican? Papal towels.
10. What happened to the man who didn’t have a towel after his shower? He dried of natural causes.

Towel one liners

Here are some great towel joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about towels.

11. The main cause of dry skin is towels.
12. Prince Charles is selling his towel, if anybody wants a heir dryer.
13. A lot of people can’t figure out the right way to dry their towels. It’s just something they tend to get hung up on.
14. Sometimes I get tired and feel like throwing in the towel. But I know that only means more laundry to do.
15. One time my Mom said, “Put this towel in its place” So I pointed at it and yelled, “Don’t forget you’re nothing but a towel.

Best towel jokes

These next funny towel puns are some of our best jokes and puns about towels!

16. What do you call a dinosaur with three towels? A dry-ceratops.
17. I tried to tell a joke about towels. But people don’t like my dry humor.
18. Why don’t gymnasts use towels? Because they tumble dry.
19. Why do you use an old towel to dry your dog? Because it’s a little rough.
20. I hate hotel towels. So thick and fluffy. I can’t even close my suitcase.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about towels, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny puns, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Shovel jokes
• Zombie puns
• Jokes about barbies
• Mud jokes for kids