15 Funny Barbie Jokes

Here are 15 funny Barbie jokes and the best Barbie puns to crack you up.

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Barbie puns

Here is our top list of Barbie dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about Barbies, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this Barbie humor with others.

  1. What do you call three Barbies in a line? BBQ.
  2. How does Barbie look so good despite being 64? Plastic Surgery.
  3. What do you call an Australian looking after his grill? A barbie sitter.
  4. Did you hear they just released a new Barbie doll called “Divorced Barbie”. It comes with half of Ken’s things and alimony.
  5. Why did Barbie go to a yoga retreat in Australia? She heard about all the Ken gurus.
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Barbie one liners

Here are some great Barbie joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about Barbies.

  1. Why don’t we call Barbie Chick-Ken?
  2. Barbie’s boyfriend was involved in a serious car accident. So they contacted his next of Ken.
  3. If I got 2 bucks every time my daughter gave her Barbie a haircut, I’d have a lot of doll hairs.
  4. My daughter asked if she could cut the hair off of one of her barbies to make a boy barbie. I said “You Ken if you want to.”
  5. Little Johnny was looking forward to seeing Margot Robbie in her new film but ended up getting a burger instead. Turns out he was in the wrong barbie queue.
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Best Barbie jokes

These next funny Barbie puns are some of our best jokes and puns about Barbies!

  1. What happened to Bar-A? We only ever hear about Barbie.
  2. What do you call Barbie’s husband after a nap? A woke Ken.
  3. Why does Barbie like Halloween? It’s pump-ken time.
  4. Why did the male doll fall apart after Barbie friend zoned him? Because he became Bro Ken.
  5. Why did the blonde throw her favorite doll on the grill? She thought it was a Barbie-Q.
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Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about Barbies, we hope you had a good laugh.

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