50 Funny Fashion Puns

Here are 50 funny fashion jokes and the best fashion puns to crack you up. These jokes about fashion are great fashion jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of fashion dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about fashion, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this fashion humor with others.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about fashion that are also awesome fashion jokes for adults and kids to be told!

What do you call a fashionable subway system? Metro.
Why can’t fashion designers play Uno? Because they always draw a cardigan.
What’s the cheapest fashion? Freestyle.
Why do dogs chew on shoes? Because they have a taste for fashion.
Have you guys heard about the deaf fashion designer? Whenever he watched anything, he needed clothed captions.

Why did the fashion designer want to be cremated? Because he wouldn’t be caught dead wearing the same outfit for all eternity.
What do you call a newspaper column that gives advice about fashion wear? An article of clothing.
What do you call a jacket that fashionable catches on fire? A blazer.
Why is Princess Zelda the most fashionable person in Hyrule? Because she’s really Sheik.
What do mathematicians and fashion designers have in common? They both use models.

Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion? Anyone can pull them off.
What do you call a dog’s fashion sense? Doggy style.
What do you call a Thai dish that comes in and out of fashion? Fad Thai.
What do fashionable apes wear in the jungle? Dolce and Banana.
What do you call undercover fashion agent who defected to another fashion magazine? A vogue agent.

What do you call a stubborn fashion designer? Clothes-minded.
Have you heard the one about the pushover fashion designer? He was easily suede.
Did you hear about the fashionable restaurant called “H-Bomb”? It’s known for fusion cuisine.
What did they call the guy who sold a hat companies for a lot of money? A multi-milliner.
Have you heard of The Incredible Hulk’s new fashion line? It’s all the rage.

What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythm? A metro-gnome.
What do you call Jesus at a fashion show? A cross dresser.
Why did the mechanic have a disappointing fashion show? There was no time to change attire.
Did you hear about the new fashion trend of sticky clothing? Its popular, but its really hard to pull off.
Did you hear about the fashion designer who was on the phone while driving and nearly got into a car accident? It was a clothes call.

Here are some great fashion joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about fashion.

Fashion is all about clothes apparelently.
I’ve never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes minded.
Never talk to me about fashion. It just goes in one year and out the other.
There was a fire in a yodelling school. Everyone was to exit in an orderly orderly orderly fashion.
I get so frustrated when I try to organize my fashion wardrobe. I might need some hanger management.

My favorite way to dress is all in black. My sense of fashion is second to nun.
My girlfriend walked out on me for being too old fashioned. I thought we had good alchemy.
Fashion professionals only wear oversized clothes. Because they XL in fashion.
I went to a fashion show the other day. But they were just a bunch of posers.
In college I studied American history and fashion design. My final project was “Gettysburg, a dress”.

I have a really good fashion sense but i’m just too poor to prove it.
I only wear clothes made out of paper. I guess you could call my fashion sense tearable.
Burlap pants are coming into fashion, People are just itching to show off the new look.
My lawyer has such a good sense of fashion, he wins every court case. He really puts on the best lawsuits.
My neighbor works in fashion and was gloating that they look at attractive people for a living, so I replied so do I, I work in a store that sells mirrors.

These next funny fashion puns are some of our best jokes and puns about fashion!

Are glass coffins the latest fashion trend? Remains to be seen.
Where do fashionable ghosts buy their clothes? A boo-tique.
What did the fashion police say to the sweater? I’m going to pull you over.
What does a fashionable criminal always make sure they have a lot of? Accessories.
Did you hear about the man brought in by the fashion police? They questioned him over his criminal ties.

What do you call a fashion designer that rejects everything? Calvin Deklein.
Why do the clothes in Beauty and the Beast look so old-fashioned? Tailors old as time.
What fashionable shoes do ninjas wear to the anesthesiologist? Numb Chucks.
What do fashionable ducks use to make s’mores? Glam Quackers.
Did you see the latest fashion trend is adhesive based dresses and suits? From what I heard they’re a bit tacky.

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about fashion, we hope you had a good laugh.

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