65 Funny Duck Jokes
Hey there! I’ve gathered some quack-tastically cheesy duck jokes, and I can’t wait to share them with you. If you have a soft spot for ducks and cheesy humor, you’re in for a treat.
Duck puns
Ready to dive deep into the pond of puns? These duck puns are sure to quack you up. They might be a tad cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun. And hey, if you’ve got some punny additions, drop them in the comments—I’d love to hear them!
- What do you call a duck that breaks into people’s houses? A robber duck.
- What do you call movies that ducks like to watch? Duck-umentaries.
- What do you get if you mix ducks with fireworks? Firequackers.
- What’s a duck’s favorite fantasy movie? Lord of the Wings.
- What do you call a clever duck? A wise quacker.
- What was the secret agent duck named? James Pond.
- Why did the duck cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
- Why do ducks fly south for the winter? It’s too far to waddle.
- What time do ducks get up? The quack of dawn.
- Why did the duck get detention? He couldn’t stop quackin’ jokes in class.
- Why did the duck get a red card in the football game? For fowl play.
- Did the duck couple make plans for their night out? No, they decided to wing it.
- What game did the duck play at the arcade? Quack-a-mole
- Why did the duck go to the chiropractor? To get it’s back quacked.
- What do ducks use to fix things around their house? Duck tape!
- What happens if a duck with hiccups lays eggs? It lays scrambled eggs.
- Most ducks live in what state? Duckota.
- Why did the duck get a second job? He had too many bills.
- What’s a duck’s favorite part of the news? The feather forecast.
- Why don’t ducks need smartphones? The web is already on their feet.
A few Funny Duck Jokes
Alright, brace yourselves because these duck puns are going to have you waddling with laughter (or at least eye-rolling!)
- What do you call the evil ruler of a small pond? A ducktator.
- What did the lawyer say to the duck in court? “I demand an egg-splanation!”
- Where did the duck go when he was sick? To the ducktor.
- What do ducks eat at a baseball game? Quacker-jacks.
- What do you get if you cross a duck and Santa Claus? A Christmas quacker.
- Why do ducks like campfires? They love seeing them quackle at night.
- What did the detective say to his partner? Let’s quack this case.
- What do you call a ghost duck? A poultrygeist.
- Where do ducks live? Bill-dings.
- What has fangs and webbed feet? Count Duckula.
- What’s a duck do when he hears a joke he likes? He quacks up.
- What should a duck wear to a fancy event? A duck-sedo.
- What do ducks carry their school books in? Quack-packs.
- Why was the duck put into the basketball game? To make a fowl shot.
- Did you hear about the duck that swam into sewage? He smelled fowl.
- Where do tough ducks come from? Hard-boiled eggs.
- Why did the duckling almost fall on the sidewalk? She tripped on a quack.
- What kind of egg does an optimistic duckling hatch from? Sunny side up.
- What do you call it when a group of mallards is making too much noise? Quackophany.
- What does a duck say when they disagree with someone? That’s reduckulous.
- What do you call it when it’s raining chickens and ducks? Fowl weather.
- What do you call a crate that’s filled with a bunch of ducks? A box of quackers.
- How do you know if a duck is scared? He’s quacking in his boots.
- On what side does a duck have the most feathers? The outside.
- What is a duck’s favorite sea monster? The quacken. (Fun fact – This is a wordplay on the legendary sea monster, The Kraken.)
Duck one liners
Sometimes, all it takes is one line. These duck one-liners are short, sweet, and undeniably funny.
- If Donald throws a ball at you, you should Duck.
- It’s really easy to surprise a duck, they’re often caught flat footed.
- Ducks are the best tour guides. They’ve always got a bird’s eye view.
- A scientist wanted the day to go faster, so he tied a clock to a duck. Time flew for a moment.
- A duck walks into the pharmacy to purchase chapstick. And asks the cashier to put it on his bill.
- Ducks watch the news each day to find out the feather forecast.
- Ducks are terrible cooks. Everything they make is fowl.
- A duck saved all its money in a bowl made of sticks. It had a nest egg.
- The ducks weren’t happy when the council banned feeding them. There were a lot of angry birds.
- A duck and a tropical bird were playing on the computer. The duck lost. Toucan play that game.
Best duck jokes
These duck jokes are short, snappy, and full of fun.
- Why do spiders like ducks? They like their webbed feet.
- What point of a view does a duck write a book in? Bird person.
- Why does a duck have feathers? To cover up its buttquack.
- What news did the duck get from the doctor? He had a perfect bill of health
- Where do ducks go to search for jokes? The world wide webbed feet.
- How do ducks propose? With a wedding wing.
- What do you call a kind and successful duck? A waddle citizen.
- What did the cow and duck name their new rock band? Cheese and quackers.
- Why did the duck need his window fixed? There was a quack in it.
- What do you call a duck that’s biting someone? Peking Duck.
Final thoughts
“If you’re going to tell a joke involving an animal, make it a duck“.
Richard Wiseman
Well, there you have it—a collection of duck jokes. Keep smiling, and may your day be just “ducky”! 🦆
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