Here are 55 funny bone jokes and puns to tickle your funny bone! I’m going to go out on a limb and say, if you’ve got any knee-slappingly funny jokes to share – Pop them in the comments below!
Here are some of our favorite jokes about bones!
- Which plant is made of tiny little skeletons? A bone sai tree.
- Why is a ribcage like a window? You can see it through them.
- What instrument did the skeleton play at the concert? The trom-bone
- What do the skeletons complain about the most? Aching bones.
- What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bonely
- Where does a neck go to complain? The cervical desk.
- Why are bones so calm? Nothing gets under the skin.
- What bone is the sassiest? The cheek bone.
- Why didn’t the skull go to the dentist? It was too-th late.
- What do you call the last skeleton on earth? The end-o skeleton.
- What was the skeleton’s favorite Christmas candy? Bone-bone.
- What TV show do skeletons love? Bones.
- What do skeletons say before a big meal? Bone-Appetite.
- Who is the biggest skeleton rock star from New Jersey? Bone-Jovi.
- How do a skeletons cut their steak? With a boning knife.
- What did the skeleton doctor say when his patient had a high temperature? I’m afraid you’re running a femur.
- Who was the world’s greatest skeleton detective? Sherlock Bones.
- What kind of steak do they serve at a golf course? A tee bone.
- What do you call a dead skeleton? Dust.
- What is a skeletons favorite musical instrument? A saxo-bone.
- How did the two wrist bones get to work? They carpal-ed.
- What do you call a bodybuilder skeleton? A musculoskeleton.
- What skeleton was the first emperor of France? Napoleon Bone-aparte.
- How did the archeologists know the skeletons were real? They were bone-afide.
- What is a skeleton’s favorite TV show? Bone-anza.
Bone one liners
Here are some great bone joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about bones.
- Lots of bones try to be cool. But none are ever going to be as trendy as the hip.
- The skeleton wanted to tell some more funny bone jokes. But it didn’t have the guts to.
- I had to send my spine to prison. It was bad to the bone.
- The bone was making me annoyed, he kept telling lies. If you ask me, he was a total phoney-ba-boney.
- The skeleton wanted to play the trombone, but I thought the saxabone would suit it better. Tibia honest, both instruments can be quite humerus when you are feeling bonely.
- My skull doesn’t mind when I call it a bonehead.
- I bought my skeleton a new plant to say sorry for all the skeleton jokes I’d been making. He absolutely loves his bone-sai tree.
- The skeleton couldn’t look at the spare ribs I was making. He didn’t have the stomach for it.
- The skeleton wanted to start a fight on Halloween. He had a bone to pick with the werewolf.
- I was worried that my bone humor would fall flat. But then I used my funny bone.
- We had to discipline the naughty skeleton. So we put him in a rib cage.
- You can always tell when a spine finds your bone puns funny. They start cracking up.
- Leg bones are known for always wanting to tell the truth. They find it easy tibia honest.
- I love my funny bone. There is no denying that I find it very humerus.
- Try as she might, the skeleton just couldn’t manage to drag herself out of bed. She was bone tired.
- Bones are always so calm. Nothing ever gets under their skin.
- I left a skull out in the sun. It became bone dry.
- I had a guitar pick made of bone and I lost it. I really have a bone to pick with myself for being so careless.
- Getting hurt is such a bone-breaking experience. But you can’t deny it’s a spine-tickling event.
- The femur tried to propose to the radius. It asked, will you marrow me?
Best bone jokes
These next ones are some of our best jokes and puns about bones!
- How do you stop a skeleton telling jokes? Take away their funny bone.
- Did you hear of the film about a broken arm? It has an amazing cast.
- Did you hear about the elbow who did stand up comedy? They were humerous.
- Bone lovers always like spending time in the forest. I found out that it’s because they like the s-pine trees.
- Did you hear about the bone that was almost eaten by a group of wild dogs? It was a marrow escape.
- What unit is used to weigh bones? Skele-tons.
- What do you get if you boil funny bone? Laughing stock.
- I picked up a pile of bones I ordered online. I was surprised that they weighed a skele-ton.
- What does a skeleton say it has a hunch about something? I feel it in my bones.
- Do you know how many bones there are in a human hand? I’m not sure either, but I’m assuming it’s a handful.
After reading through all these hilarious jokes about bones, we hope you had a good laugh.