70 Funny Egg Jokes

Here are 70 funny egg jokes and the best egg puns to crack you up. These jokes about eggs are great egg jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of egg dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about eggs, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this egg humor with others.

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Egg puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about eggs that are also awesome egg jokes for adults and kids to be told!

  1. Who tells the best eggs puns? The comedy-hens.
  2. Do you know any good egg jokes? I’ve got a dozen of them.
  3. How do monsters like their eggs? Terri-fried.
  4. Where can you go to learn more about eggs? The hen-cyclopedia.
  5. Why did the celebrity egg start losing her friends? They called her a shell-out.
  1. What sport are eggs best at? Running.
  2. What’s an egg’s favorite type of coffee? An eggspresso.
  3. How do chickens stay fit? They eggs-ercise.
  4. How does a hen leave its house? Through the eggs-it.
  5. What did the doctor tell the chicken with high cholesterol? Try to lay off eggs for a while.
  1. What do you call a self-obsessed egg? An eggomaniac.
  2. How do you make an egg roll? Just give it a little push.
  3. How did the omelet find out she was ill? She had a medical eggs-am
  4. What did the egg say after it was ghosted? Why are you egg-noring me?
  5. What does Mr. Egg say every morning to Mrs. Egg? Have an eggs-tra special day.
  1. Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken.
  2. Why were the eggs running so fast? They were afraid of being beaten.
  3. How do you know when it’s too hot in the barn? The hens start laying hard-boiled eggs.
  4. Why do so many people love a boiled egg for breakfast? It’s so hard to beat.
  5. What did the officer say to the egg after he pulled it over for speeding? Omelettin’ it slide this time.
  1. What did the egg say to the clown? You crack me up.
  2. What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker.
  3. What’s the worst crime as far as an egg is concerned? Poaching.
  4. What do you call an egg who likes to go on safari? An eggs-plorer.
  5. What do wolves like for breakfast? Pooched eggs.
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  1. What do you call an egg that refuses to come out of its shell? An egg-arophobic.
  2. What is an egg’s least favorite day of the week? Fry-day.
  3. What did the angry hen say to her child? You’re such a rotten egg.
  4. How does the Easter Bunny feel after she’s made all her deliveries? Eggs-hausted.
  5. What did the egg say after someone bumped into her? Egg-scuse me.
  1. What is an egg’s favorite tree? The might y-oak.
  2. Why did the egg cross the road? To get to the Shell station.
  3. Why did the eggs go to school? So that they could become egg-ucated.
  4. Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
  5. Where do penguins keep all of their chilled eggs? Inside of an egg-loo.
  1. What does the stove say when you turn the gas on? Om-lit.
  2. What happens if you play table tennis with a bad egg? It goes ping, then it goes pong.
  3. Did you hear about the wizard who turned his friend into an egg? He kept trying to poach his ideas
  4. Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-dboiled.
  5. Why should you be careful about what you say around egg whites? Everyone knows they can’t take a yolk.
  1. Why was the egg carton arrested? For Eggravated a-salt and Battery.
  2. What does a demonic hen lay? Deviled eggs.
  3. What must you do after eating deviled eggs? Perform an eggs-orcism
  4. How can you drop an egg four feet without breaking it? By dropping it five feet. It won’t break for the first four.
  5. Why should you be careful about what you say around egg whites? Everyone knows they can’t take a yolk.
  1. Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in winter? She was no spring chicken.
  2. What do chicken and ice cream have in common? Eggs.
  3. How do Lizards judge an egg? They use scales.
  4. What do you get when you eat unsalted butter, all-purpose flour, baking powder, sugar, raw eggs, vanilla extract and whole milk? A stomach cake.
  5. Did you hear about the egg that fell down the mountainThe ending will crack you up.
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Egg one liners

Here are some great egg joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about eggs.

  1. An egg walked into a bar and cracked a joke. He left behind a real mess.
  2. The police have spent hours questioning the egg. I think it’s about to crack.
  3. I’ve decided to put my eggs all in one basket. I’m just tired of looking silly walking around the supermarket.
  4. I saw an egg behaving really weirdly today. He must have been really egg-centric.
  5. I saw a sign earlier that said, ‘Free Range Eggs.’ I’ve never heard of Range Eggs before, but at least they were free to take.
  1. A pigeon saved all its money in a bowl made of sticks. It had a nest egg.
  2. If a chicken coop had 4 doors it would be called a chicken sedan.
  3. I went to the store today and bought some really oddly shaped eggs. Now I can’t find them. I think they’ve been mislaid.
  4. When a runner doesn’t do enough eggs-ercise before a race they get scrambled legs.
  5. A piece of toast and a hard-boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”
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Best egg jokes

These next funny egg puns are some of our best jokes and puns about eggs!

  1. What happens when you tell an egg a joke? People cracks up.
  2. Why are eggs bad at puns? They always mix up their yokes.
  3. What does a meditating egg say? Ohmmmmmlet.
  4. Why didn’t the chicken cross the road? Because she was lay-zee.
  5. Why did the egg regret being in an omelet? It wasn’t all it was cracked up to be.
  1. Why don’t dinosaurs lay eggs? They’re egg-stinct.
  2. Why can’t you tease egg whites? They can’t take a yolk.
  3. Why did the chicken crack the safe? To get to her nest egg.
  4. What did Snow White name her hen? Egg White.
  5. Did you hear about the hen who laid her egg on an axe? She wanted to hatchet.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about eggs, we hope you had a good laugh.

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