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55 Funny Clown Jokes

ByChe Lewis

Here are 55 funny clown jokes and the best clown puns to crack you up. These jokes about clowns are great clown jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of clown dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about clowns, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this clown humor with others.

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Cartoon graphic of a clown on a unicycle and wearing a jester hat on a blue background.

Clown puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about clowns that are also awesome clown jokes for adults and kids to be told!

  1. Why was the clown sad? He broke his funny bone.
  2. Why did the clowns decide to take a holiday? Because the circus got a bit in-tents.
  3. Why is the business of the circus failing? Because people are not taking it seriously.
  4. Why did the clown wear horns on his shoes? To keep his feet from falling asleep.
  5. What’s the best way to protect yourself while being attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler.
  1. Where do clowns go to get married? Clown Hall.
  2. Why do clowns often have stiff necks? Because they sleep funny.
  3. Why don’t vampires suck the blood of clowns? Because they have a funny aftertaste.
  4. Why was the clown’s mortgage turned down? Because he could not afford the clown payments.
  5. Why was the clown happy after getting an ear transplant on December 31st? Because he had a happy new ear.
  1. Who had big shoes to fill? The circus clown.
  2. Why are all clowns so busy? They’ve got a lot of funny business to handle.
  3. Why was the clown’s education a joke? Because he was juggling with his future.
  4. Why did the clown get suspended from her job? Because she was fooling everyone.
  5. Why did the clown feel sad looking at the balloon? Because of inflation, she could not buy it.
Cartoon graphic of a clown with a red top hat and juggling 4 balls on a blue background.
  1. What protects clowns from the sun? A bozone layer.
  2. Where did the clown go after he retired? Down Old Clown Road.
  3. Why was the movie “Nemo” so funny? It starred a clown fish.
  4. Why was the lopsided clown looking for another piece of cheese? He only had one stilt-on!
  5. What’s the difference between a rabbit and a clown? One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny.
  1. What does a cannibal call a clown? A Happy Meal.
  2. What do you call a frugal clown? Pennywise.
  3. What does a clown call an OXO cube? A laughing stock.
  4. What do you call a clown who hates sitting down? A stand-up comic.
  5. What did the clown say when he cracked an egg on another’s head? The yokes on you.
  1. How were the clown’s tricks? Ma-jest-stic.
  2. What do clowns order for breakfast? Funny side up eggs.
  3. What does a tiger call a clown? A happy meal.
  4. How huge was the clown’s hard drive? 100 giggle-bytes.
  5. How did the clown arrive to the monster circus? Riding a cycle-ops.
  1. What did the egg say to the clown? You crack me up.
  2. Did you hear about the clown who got fired from the circus? He’s suing for funfair dismissal.
  3. Did you hear about the human cannonball? He got fired.
  4. What do clowns fill their cars with? Laughing gas.
  5. Why did the orange dress up as a clown? Because it wanted to become a zester.
Cartoon graphic of a clown kneeling on one leg with a hand pointing up on a blue background.

Clown one liners

Here are some great clown joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about clowns.

  1. Heard about the new showroom of clown shoes? It’s no big feet.
  2. Clowns are most commonly jailed for mans-laughter.
  3. My doctor’s a clown. Every time I see him, he tells me that laughter is the best medicine.
  4. Yesterday a clown held the door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.
  5. My Mom bought me a clown shaped lollipop at the circus, but it sure did taste funny.
  1. I had a friend who was a clown who performed on stilts. I always looked up to him.
  2. Most people are scared of clowns, thats why everyone runs away from you.
  3. I just went to see a clown jump 50 feet into a barrel of water. It was in tents.
  4. I painted half of my face like a clown today and went for a drive. I’m not sure everyone saw the funny side.
  5. I was playing ‘got your nose’ with a clown, but then I got caught red-handed by the police.
Cartoon graphic of a clown smiling and juggling 5 balls on a blue background.

Best clown jokes

These next funny clown puns are some of our best jokes and puns about clowns!

  1. What material are clown costumes made of? Poly Jester.
  2. What kind of sickness did the clown have? Juggle fever.
  3. How do clowns graduate from clown college? With ed-joke-ation.
  4. What would you call it if a clown delivers flowers to his wife? A romantic jester.
  5. How did the clown ruin his balloon business? He blew everything out of proportion.
  1. What do you call a drawing of a clown? A comedy sketch.
  2. How did the clown write his jokes? He jest put pun to paper.
  3. Did you hear about the circus clown funeral? All his friends came in one car.
  4. A clown had an interview for a party supplies store where they had to inflate a balloon as a test. He blew it.
  5. Did you ever hear about the unfunny clown? He tried ten times to make the audience laugh, but no pun in ten did.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about clowns, we hope you had a good laugh.

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Hi! I'm Che, and I hope you enjoy these jokes as much as me. These jokes lists are curated by me alone. I handpick the jokes for quality, create some myself or add ones that have been contributed by readers like you.

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