55 Funny Chip Puns

Here are 55 funny chip jokes and the best chip puns to crack you up. These jokes about chips are great chip jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of chip dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about chips, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this chip humor with others.

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Chip puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about chips that are also awesome chip jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What do you call it when 2 chips fall in love? A relation-dip.
2. What do you name a potato that’s been thinly sliced? Chip.
3. What did the hungry computer eat? Chips, one byte at a time.
4. What do you call a monkey who eats chips? A Chipmunk.
5. Why did the potato chip’s skin hurt? It was burnt to a crisp.

6. How did the guacamole get to outer space? On a rocket chip.
7. What is the foot‘s favorite type of chips? Dori-toes.
8. What do you call a tortilla chip that works out? A macho nacho.
9. What was the computer chips first word when it was made? Da-ta.
10. What do ducks love with their tortilla chips? Quackamole.

11. What did the tortilla chip say to the guacamole? You are all I avo wanted.
12. What type of chips do you eat with your BFF? Friendchips.
13. What’s a nuclear physicist‘s favorite meal? Fission chips.
14. What has 22 legs and goes crunch crunch crunch? A soccer team eating potato chips.
15. What did the bag of chips say to the angry pigeons? I don’t want to ruffle any feathers.

16. What did the corn chips say to the thief? That’s nacho cheese.
17. What kind of triangle is a tortilla chip? An i-salsa-les triangle.
18. What is an Arabic ruler’s favorite flavor of potato chips? Sultan vinegar.
19. Why do bags of potato chips have a lot less chips these days? Inflation.
20. Why does the tortilla chip always beat the potato chip in a debate? The tortilla chip has a point.

21. What does the Pope dip his chips in? Holy Guacamole.
22. What do you call chips that you can catch? Snatchos.
23. What’s a lawyers favorite kind of chip? Tort-tilla.
24. How did the McCain family afford their first potato factory? A few people chipped in.
25. Did you hear about the fight at the fish and chip shop? Five fish got battered and a bunch of chips were a-salted.

26. Why did the nacho chip start dancing? Because they put on the salsa.
27. What is a beaver’s favorite snack? Wood chips.
28. What do you call a skateboarding potato that’s careful with money? A Chipskate.
29. What do you call tortilla chips with guns? Loaded nachos.
30. What flavor of ice cream do deer go for? Chocolate chip cookie doe.

Chip one liners

Here are some great chip joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about chips.

31. Don’t eat someone else’s cheesy chips. They’re nachos.
32. I stack my chips on top of each other because I like to eat a balanced diet.
33. I thought for my whole life that air was free. Then I bought a bag of chips.
34. Sitting with my shoes off next to a warm campfire eating corn chips. Tostitos
35. I visited a monastery the other day and when I walked past the kitchen, I saw a man frying chips. I asked him “Are you the friar?” He replied “No, I’m the chip monk.”

36. Waiter: How did you find your steak, Sir? Me: I just moved a few chips and there it was.
37. I tried opening a bag of chips, but it exploded on me. Now I’ve got a chip on my shoulder.
38. My local ski resort was ripped off last week for around $900. The robber stole a burger, two beers, and some chips.
39. An aviation enthusiast enters a bar. She asks, “Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?” The bartender laughs and says, “Sorry, we only have plain chips.”
40. A man walks into a library and says to the librarian “can I have fish and chips please?. The librarian looks confused and replies ” sorry this is a library”. The man whispers “can I have fish and chips please”

41. I bought the potato at a chip price.
42. Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables are not even trying.
43. The only thing I can take seriously in the newspapers nowadays is fish and chips and even that I take with a pinch of salt.
44. When potato chips don’t sell fast enough, the maker knows it will soon be crunch time.
45. I tried to put so much dip on my chip, it broke in half. It was guac-ward.

Best chip jokes

These next funny chip puns are some of our best jokes and puns about chips!

46. What is fast, loud and crunchy? A rocket chip.
47. What do bags of chips and water have in common? They are both 1/3 oxygen.
48. What sound does a tortilla chip make when sneezing? nACHOO.
49. What do you call a chip with glasses? A spec-tater.
50. What do you call a judgmental chip? A shallow fry.

51. What kind of chips do you get at the airport? Plane chips.
52. What do couch potatoes evolve into? Computer chips.
53. Why couldn’t the potato chip think? Its brain was fried.
54. What do you say when the guacamole is ready? Chip, chip, hooray.
55. Why did everyone look at Brian weirdly when he started eating the chips? He was at a poker game.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about chips, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more food puns, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

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