25 Funny Coconut Puns

Here are 25 funny coconut jokes and the best coconut puns to crack you up. These jokes about coconuts are great coconut jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of coconut dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about coconuts, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this coconut humor with others.

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• Coconut puns
• Coconut one liners
• Best coconut jokes

Coconut puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about coconuts that are also awesome coconut jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What’s in the middle of a coconut? The letter ‘o’.
2. What do you call the other side of the coconut? A cocobutt.
3. What do you call a coconut which doesn’t say much and doesn’t join in? A coconut shy.
4. What do you call someone who searches for chocolate-covered coconut? A Bounty hunter.
5. What’s the difference between one parrot and two? One parrot can’t carry a coconut, but toucan.

6. Question? Answer.
7. When the two coconut trees first met, what did they do? They in-tree-duced themselves. 
8. What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut on a summer holiday.
9. Did you hear about the person who could predict the future by looking at a coconut tree? She’s a palm reader.
10. Why did the coconut not enjoy the fairground? People queued to throw balls at them.

Coconut one liners

Here are some great coconut joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about coconuts.

11. A nutty warrior is a coco-knight.
12. To catch coconuts, I use a coco-net.
13. Two coconuts are walking down the road. One says, “Can you hear a horse
14. The coconut was sad because it felt empty inside.
15. Onions isn’t the only food that can make you cry. Have you ever dropped a coconut on your foot?

16. Be careful because it’s a coco-night.
17. My favorite drink is coconut-tea.
18. When you cross a coconut with a snake, you get copra.
19. I wanted to get alerts from the palm tree. So, I signed up for coconut-ifications.
20. I accidentally spilled a coconut milk based curry on my patella, but just a small amount. It was only a Thai knee issue.

Best coconut jokes

These next funny coconut puns are some of our best jokes and puns about coconuts!

21. When two coconuts collide, what do you call it? A pina Collide-a.
22. Why don’t coconuts have any money? Because people milk them dry.
23. What did the coconut say to the pineapple? We blend well together.
24. I’ve eaten fresh coconut once. It’s a hard nut to crack.
25. I bought coconut shampoo, then I realized that I don’t even have a coconut.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about coconuts, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny fruit jokes and puns then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Tomato jokes
• Pineapple puns
• Jokes about mangoes
• Lime jokes for kids