50 Funny Cleaning Jokes

Here are 50 funny cleaning jokes and the best cleaning puns to crack you up. These jokes about cleaning are great jokes for kids and adults.

Cleaning puns

Here is our top list of cleaning dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about cleaning, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this cleaning humor with others.

1. What kind of jokes do you make in the shower? Clean Jokes.
2. Want to to hear a clean joke? I just took a bath with bubbles.
3. What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia’s hotel rooms? A maid man.
4. How do you contact the spirit of a recently deceased window cleaner? Using a Squeegee board.
5. Why did Mr. Potato Head’s dry cleaning service go out of business? He always used too much starch.

6. How did the dinosaur get clean? With a meteor shower.
7. Do you know who cleans the bottom of the ocean? A mer-maid.
8. What do you call a cleaning lady who is anti-vax? Mrs. DoubtPfizer.
9. How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower? Squeaky clean.
10. What do I mean when I say I cleaned my room? I usually mean I made a path from my door to my bed.

11. How do you clean Walt Disney World? With an Orlando broom.
12. What do you call clean music? A soap opera.
13. What is a clean house a sign of? There’s no internet connection.
14. You know the only thing I hate more than having a dirty house? Cleaning.
15. Why did the rock shower every morning? He wanted to start with a clean slate.

16. What day of the week do polar bears clean their home? Densday.
17. What kind of soap does a dolphin use? All porpoise cleaner.
18. What do you find in a clean nose? Fingerprints.
19. Why did the magician take a bath? So he could clean up his act.
20. Why do you have to clean your house so much in space? Stardust is everywhere.

Cleaning one liners

Here are some great cleaning joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about cleaning.

21. You never know what you have until you clean your room.
22. When you clean out a vacuum cleaner. You become a vacuum cleaner.
23. I feel like I should clean the house. I’m going to lay down until the feeling passes.
24. One time I shot a bar of soap. The bullet went clean through.
25. First rule of house cleaning while listening to music. The toilet brush is never the microphone.

26. My maid is a commercial cleaner. She only cleans during commercials.
27. Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.
28. I’ve decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. It was just collecting dust.
29. Cleaning the house fascinates everyone in my family. They can sit and watch me for hours.
30. I was cleaning the toilet with my brother. He’s still mad at me for not using a brush instead.

31. Behind every good marriage is a great house cleaning service.
32. My dentist was cleaning my teeth and told me to open up more. I told him I hadn’t seen my father in three years.
33. I once had a job cleaning other people’s pools. It started off swimmingly, but soon it got to be too draining.
34. I’m really not into spring cleaning. Come to think of it, I’m not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either.
35. I think I want a job cleaning mirrors. It’s just something I could really see myself doing.

36. My mum’s spaghetti got in the Guinness Book of Records. I hope she cleans the pages.
37. So I was cleaning my spice cabinet and now I have a lot of thyme on my hands.
38. I accidentally left some AA batteries in my pocket when I put them in the wash. Now that’s what I call clean energy.
39. The robot vacuum cleaned the house roomba by roomba.
40. You don’t get anything clean without getting something else dirty.

Best cleaning jokes

These next funny cleaning puns are some of our best jokes and puns about cleaning!

41. What nationality of people are best at cleaning mirrors? Polish.
42. What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper.
43. Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
44. Why did the cleaner learn hypnosis? She wanted to do some brainwashing.
45. My mother’s sister is quite good at cleaning smelly laundry. We call her deodor-aunt.

46. My house was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it.
47. I love cleaning up messes I didn’t make. So I became a mom.
48. I had a shower addiction for years. But I’m now totally clean.
49. I start my new job as a street cleaner today. There’s no training. You just pick it up as you go.
50. I took my broken vacuum cleaner back to the store. They put a Canadian flag on it and now it sucks again.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about cleaning, we hope you had a good laugh.

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