30 Funny Scarecrow Jokes

Here are 30 funny scarecrow jokes and the best scarecrow puns to crack you up. These jokes about scarecrows are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of scarecrow dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about scarecrows, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this scarecrow humor with others.

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• Scarecrow puns
• Scarecrow one liners
• Best scarecrow jokes
• Final thoughts

Scarecrow puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about scarecrows that are also awesome scarecrow jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. How does a scarecrow drink her juice? With a straw.
2. What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries.
3. Why couldn’t the scarecrow sky dive? He didn’t have the guts.
4. Why is it hard to hug a scarecrow? Because you’re clutching at straws.
5. Why did the scarecrow say to the corn on Halloween? Your costume is a-maize-ing.

6. What is a scarecrow’s favorite kind of pun? A corny one.
7. Why didn’t the scarecrow go to the dance? He had no body to dance with.
8. What do you say when you find your scarecrow has been stolen? That’s the last straw.
9. Why didn’t the scarecrow want to play basketball? His heart wasn’t in it.
10. How do scarecrows decide who should be head scarecrow? They take a straw poll.

11. What is a scarecrow’s favorite holiday food? Stuffing.
12. What did the scarecrow say to the first little pig? Give me my hay back.
13. What did the scarecrow get paid for his job? A good celery.
14. Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm? It was going ear to ear in his cornfield.
15. Why did the scarecrow think the farmer was magic? Because he made his tractor turn into a field.

Scarecrow one liners

Here are some great scarecrow joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about scarecrows.

16. I saw a female scarecrow and I said hay girl.
17. I think scarecrows are amazing. Nothing holds a candle to them.
18. During winter the scarecrow was rather ice-solated.
19. The scarecrow got promoted. He was outstanding in his field.
20. As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field. But hay, it’s in my jeans.

Best scarecrow jokes

These next funny scarecrow puns are some of our best jokes and puns about scarecrows!

21. Why don’t scarecrows eat? Their already stuffed.
22. What did the scarecrow want to be for the circus? The strawng man.
23. Why did no one laugh at the scarecrow’s jokes? Because they were too corny.
24. Why did a scarecrow win the Nobel prize? She was outstanding in her field.
25. Why is it impossible to fight a scarecrow? By the time it reaches its last straw, there’s nothing left.

26. How do you get a scarecrow out of jail? Pay the straw bale.
27. What did the scarecrow preacher say to his congregation? Can I get a hay men.
28. Why don’t scarecrows go for dinner with horses? It costs them an arm and a leg.
29. What type of crop did the scarecrow stand over? Beets me.
30. Why didn’t the scarecrow eat spicy food? She didn’t have the stomach for it.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about scarecrows, we hope you had a good laugh.

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