85 Jokes About Dancing

Here are 85 funny dance jokes and the best dance puns to crack you up. These jokes about dancing are great dance jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of dance dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about dancing, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this dance humor with others.

Jump to:

• Dance puns
• Dance one liners
• Best dance jokes

Dance puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about elephants that are also awesome elephants jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. Why is it so easy to talk to ballet dancers? They always get right to the pointe!
2. What did the dancer feel after a week of non-stop rehearsals? The agony of de-feet.
3. Why should you never dance with horses? Because they have two left feet.
4. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
5. What’s an owl’s favorite kind of dance? The hoooooola.

6. What’s the dance you do after dirty dancing? The Roomba.
7. What advice did Yoda’s ballet teacher give him? Tendu or tendu not, there is no try.
8. How does a dancer multiply a number by itself? She jazz squares it.
9. What’s the name of the popular dance tv show horses enjoy? So You Think You Can Prance.
10. What’s a ballerina’s favorite number? Two-two.

11. Why do flies dance on top of jelly jars? Because the lid says ‘twist to open’.
12. Where do fortune tellers dance? At the crystal ball.
13. What kind of dance do mothers like most? The Mom-bo.
14. What kind of dancer was Chewbacca? A contemporHAIRY dance.
15. How does a witch-doctor ask someone to dance? Voodoo like to dance with me?

16. How do Nachos dance? They do the Salsa.
17. What do you call a banana that likes to dance? A banana shake.
18. What do you call an elephant dancing in a china shop? Break dancing.
19. Why did the broom win the dance off? He swept away the competition.
20. What animals are the best at turns? spot-ted leopards

21. How many dancer teachers does it take to change a light bulb? Five! Six! Seven! Eight.
22. What did the ballet dancer say when her shoe was stolen? This is pointe-less.
23. What do you call dancing by the sink? Tap dancing.
24. What’s a chip’s favorite dance? The salsa.
25. What is the most exciting pie to dance with? The merengue.

26. What kind of dancer is a fuzzy dog? A contemporHAIRY dancer.
27. What’s the pig’s favorite dance show? Swine Lake.
28. What do dance teachers and angry moms have in common? They both tell you to check your attitude.
29. What’s the cocktail’s favorite tap dance move? The flap.
30. What do you call a ballet dancer who also can shoot 3’s on the basketball court? A BALLERina.

31. What did the ballet dancer say when her shoe was stolen? This is pointe-less.
32. What do you call dancing by the sink? Tap dancing.
33. What’s a chip’s favorite dance? The salsa
34. What is the most exciting pie to dance with? The merengue.
35. Why did the dancer not debate her dance teacher? She had a fair pointe.

36. Are you planning on staying at the dance very long? No, I think I’ll just swing by.
37. What kind of mushroom likes to dance? A fungi to be with.
38. Which type of dance is hated by hippies? A square dance.
39. How are belly dancers and plastic surgeons alike? They both tuck and lift.
40. Did you hear about the oyster who was breakdancing at the seafood disco? He ended up pulling a mussel.

41. What do you call a dancing sheep? A baaaah-lerina.
42. What type of birds just love to dance? Ravens.
43. Why can computer coders dance very well? Because they know their algo-rhythm very well.
44. Where did hamburgers go dancing? At the meatball.
45. Why do skeletons hate going to dance? They have nobody to go with.

46. What is the favorite dance of a wire? The tangle.
47. How can you make the heart dance? Just give it a beat.
48. What latest dance did your sister go crazy for? Social Dis-dancing.
49. How is a dance instructor different from a doctor? It all depends on how fluid they need your movements to be.
50. What type of dance is the most unexpected and surprising? The coinci-dance.

51. What did the ballet dancer say when her shoe was stolen? This is pointe-less!
52. What’s a chip’s favorite dance? The salsa!
53. What is the most exciting pie to dance with? The merengue.
54. Where’s the best place to dance in California? San Fran’s Disco
55. What dance do tin openers do? The can-can.

56. What did the two knives who get to dance with each other mention? They thought they were looking sharp.
57. What do cars do when they go to the disco? Brake dance.
58. What do snails wear when they go out dancing? Escargogo boots.
59. How many square dancers would it take to change a light bulb? Eight.
60. Where do most computers go out to dance? To the disc-o.

61. When does a farmer dance? When he drops the beet.
62. Did you hear about the chicken ballerina? To watch her dance was like poultry in motion.
63. What’s an electrician’s favorite ballroom dance? The Volts.
64. What’s a bird’s favorite tap dance move? “Flap.”
65. Why astronauts are surprisingly good dancers? Because they can moonwalk

Dance one liners

Here are some great dance joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about dancing.

66. Today, I saw a cop dancing while pulling over a U-Haul truck. I think he was trying to bust a move.
67. I’d be too embarrassed to make a pun about clog dancing. Wooden shoe?
68. I went to a strip club for blind people. The girls there were dancing like nobody was watching.
69. Wow, so many people showed up to your recital. We had a great turnout.
70. I went to watch a tap dance routine last night. To be honest, it ran a bit hot and cold.

71. I’m going to visit that new hardcore house dance club tonight. It’s had rave reviews.
72.  I take limbo dancing very seriously. In fact, I’d bend over backwards to win a competition
73. About a year ago I took up line dancing. I got so into it, I had to join a self help group to stop. It’s a TWO STEP program.
74. My friend just graduated from her ballet course in university. She got a (2:2)
75. The detective knew immediately which ballerina was the killer. Because guilty feet have got no rhythm.

Best dance jokes

These next funny dance puns are some of our best jokes and puns about dancing!

76. How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb? Five! Six! Seven! Eight!
77. What’s a Lego’s favorite dance? Square dancing
78. What’s the mystery writer’s favorite dance? The twist.
79. What is the least favorite dance of an egg? Break dancing.
80. What do ghosts dance to? Soul music.

81. Why did the people dance to the vegetable band? Because it had a good beet.
82. What is a dance that begins at 10 am called? Attendance.
83. What do you call dancing by the sink? Tap dancing.
84. What is the dance for people who don’t like each other called? Avoidance.
85. Why are cows bad at dancing? They lactose.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about dancing, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny jokes then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Alien jokes
• Electricity puns
• Jokes about flowers
• Science jokes for kids