25 Funny Broom Puns

Here is a collection of 25 broom puns and jokes that’ll sweep you off your feet with laughter.

Broom puns

I’ve gathered these broom puns and I’m bristling with excitement, hoping they’ll brush up your day with joy.

1. Why did the broom win the dance off? He swept away the competition.
2. What do you call a monkey with a wand and a broomstick? Hairy Potter.
3. What kind of mail does a witch carry on her broom? Hex-press mail.
4. What did the broom say when they were ready for bed? I’m sweepy.
5. What happens when a witch breaks the sound barrier? You hear a sonic broom.

6. What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? Go to sweep.
7. How long do witches ride broomsticks for on cold nights? For just a short spell.
8. Have you heard of the movie about the broom? It’s sweeping the nation.
9. Why was the broom stick confused at the Halloween party? It couldn’t tell which witch was which.
10. Did I tell you about the time I was nearly killed with a broom? It was a brush with death.

Broom one liners

I’ve swept together this selection of broom one-liners, aiming to dust off some smiles and chuckles.

11. Generally, I enjoy pushing the broom about, that’s a bit of a sweeping statement.
12. I don’t know too much about brooms, I guess I should brush up on my knowledge.
13. A broom’s favorite fighting move is sweep the leg.
14. The invention of the broom really swept the nation.
15. Someone who does not become a witch until they’re old is a late broomer.

Best broom jokes

Here are the best jokes about brooms. Let me know in the comments if you agree or if you have a favorite joke you think should make this list!

16. What do witches in Australia ride? Broomerangs.
17. What sound does a witches vehicle make? BROOM BROOM.
18. What do witches ask for at hotels? Broom service.
19. What do you call 2 witches who share a haunted house? Broommates.
20. Have you seen the new witch brooms for sale? They’re flying off the shelves.

21. How warm is a janitor’s closet? Broom temperature.
22. What do you call a potato with a broom? A sweep potato.
23. I don’t get much use out of my broom. It just sits there gathering dust.
24. What did Harry Potter say when he tripped over his broom? Ow, I Hur’-my-knee.
25. Why did the witch put her broomstick inside the washing machine? She wanted a clean sweep.

About the jokes

Hi! I’m Che, and I hope you enjoy these broom jokes as much as me. These jokes lists are curated by me alone. I handpick the jokes for quality, create some myself or add ones that have been contributed by readers like you.

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Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about brooms, I hope you had a good laugh.

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