40 Best Nacho Jokes

Here are 40 funny nacho jokes and the best nacho puns to crack you up. These jokes about nachos are great nacho jokes for kids and adults alike.

Here is our top list of nacho dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about nachos, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this nacho humor with others.

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Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about nachos that are also awesome nacho jokes for adults and kids to be told!

What do nachos taste like if you steal them? Nacho cheese.
What type of toppings does a duck want on its nacho? Quack-amole.
How do you say nachos in English? Mine.
What did the nacho chip say to the cheese? I love you, in queso you didn’t know.
What did the dad tell his son when he offered him homemade nachos? These are nacho best.

What did the chip say to the beans when he caught him stealing? Hey, that’s nachos.
What’s the most aggressive fast food business right now? It’s nacho business.
When a mole orders nachos, what kind of toppings does she want? Guaca-mole.
What happens when you eat too many nachos? You might get queso diarrhea.
What do you call a nacho that is extremely masculine? A macho.

What movie do nachos like to watch? Nacho Libre.
In Sweden, what kind of nacho can you use as currency? A krona-cho.
What did the big nacho say to the little nacho? I’m nacho daddy.
Why did the insecure burrito always hesitate before doing something important? Because she was nacho sure about anything anymore.
Which form of dance does the nacho like to do? The salsa.

Which TV series do nachos watch every Tuesday? Better Call Salsa.
Why does South America remind people about nachos? Because they have got a bit of Chile on their side.
What did the nacho call his son? A chip off the old block.
What happens when a nacho gets caught in the rain? It gets a queso the flu.
What did the nachos say to the cheese? We were meant to bean.

Here are some great nacho joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about nachos.

I had a friend who once ate too many nachos and burritos. He almost na-choked on them.
My friends and family know that I like my jokes and puns the way I like my nachos- they have to very cheesy.
When the chef’s favorite nacho died, he had no other option than to take it to a grave and burrito it.
I once knew a friend who had taken his date for the most authentic Mexican dinner on Valentine’s day. Guess it was nacho average valentine to have.
You know it is nacho lucky day when, as a result of a huge misunderstanding, you come to the salsa class with nachos.

My friend had waited all week long to come and join us at our Mexican lunch plan. But, unfortunately, he got a stomach bug today. I told him, “Today is nacho lucky day.”
When my son looked sad because he had just knocked over a plate of burritos on the table, I comforted him by saying, “Don’t worry! It is nacho fault”.
Yesterday, I tried telling my father one nacho pun, but he figured out the punchline before I could even finish. When I asked him how he did that, he said, “Because this is nacho joke!”
My brother once dressed up as a monster nacho during Halloween. He kept calling himself Dr Frankenacho!
When my fiancee told me that the dip on the table was nacho cheese, I asked her where my cheese was.

These next funny nacho puns are some of our best jokes and puns about nachos!

What do you call a fish-flavored nacho? A tuna-cho.
What do you call tortilla chips with guns? Loaded nachos.
What do you call a row of trucks hauling nachos? A cheesy pickup line.
What is the kind of nachos do Disney fans love to eat? Moana-chos.
What do you call a person who has spilled nachos in the kitchen? A messy-can.