75 Funny Moose Jokes

Here are 75 funny moose jokes and the best moose puns to crack you up. These jokes about moose are great moose jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of moose dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about moose, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this moose humor with others.

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Moose puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about moose that are also awesome moose jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What do you call a celebrity elk? Famoose.
2. What do you call a moose that plays piano? A moose-ician.
3. What do you call a moose who’s always late for work? Unrelia-bull.
4. What do you call a moose lying on its back? Relaxed.
5. What do you call a sleepy boy moose? A bull dozer.

6. What do you call it when a moose tells a story? A tall tail.
7. What did the moose say when the elk stole her chocolate? How deer you.
8. What do you call a composer who’s a moose? Moose-zart.
9. What do you call a moose that makes films? The deerector.
10. What do you call a moose that went to the optician? Good eyed deer.

11. What did the moose say when he realized he got the spelling on his shop sign wrong? I’ve made a huge moose-take.
12. What did the angry moose say to the duck? Don’t moose with me.
13. What do moose say when they get stuck up a tree? Elk me.
14. What game do moose play at sleepovers? Truth or deer.
15. What do you call a moose with a musket? Moose-keteer.

16. What did Queen Victoria say when a moose told her a joke? We are not a-moose-d.
17. What do you get if you cross a moose with a ghost? A cari-boo.
18. What do you call it when a moose eats your lunch? Annoying.
19. What do you say when a moose tells you something sad? Oh deer.
20. What do moose eat for breakfast? Moose-li.

21. Did you hear about the moose who got caught cheating in her maths test? She was using a cow-culator.
22. Did you hear about the moose who went rock-climbing? She held on for deer life.
23. Did you hear about the moose who cried at the funeral? He lost a deer friend.
24. Did you hear about the moose that came out of the national park and robbed a bank? He led the police on a wild moose chase.
25. Did you hear about the moose comedian? He was very a-moose-ing.

26. Did you hear about the moose that dropped out of the Olympics? He had a problem with her calf.
27. Why wouldn’t the moose tell you her name? She wanted to stay anony-moose.
28. Why don’t moose do archery? They’re afraid they might hit a bull’s eye.
29. Did you hear about the big group of homeless moose? No, nobody’s herd.
30. Did you hear that a moose sat on my car this morning? No way, you moose-d be kidding me.

31. Why did the moose go on Spotify? He wanted to listen to moose-ic.
32. Why did the man feel vulnerable after his pet moose got lost? Because he was elkless.
33. Why did the moose find a pound under his pillow? The hoof fairy left it there.
34. Why did the moose get ignored by his friends? They hadn’t herd him say hello.
35. Where do moose like to spend their free time? The moose-eum.

36. What has antlers and sucks blood? A moose-quito.
37. What did Canadians use to communicate during the the war? Moose Code.
38. What’s a Canadians favorite alcoholic beverage? A mi-moose-a.
39. How do you tell the difference between a cow and an elk? One moos, the other moose.
40. Why did the moose cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken.

41. Where do baby moose go at lunch time? The calf-eteria.
42. What do you get if you cross an elk with a hippo? A hippopotamoose
43. What do you get if you cross an elk with a rollercoaster? An a-moose-ment park.
44. Why do Canadians always have such good hair? Because of all the moose.
45. Where do moose get their news? The moose paper.

46. What did the moose say to her mum? I love you deerly.
47. What’s an elk’s favorite pudding? Chocolate moose.
48. What do you say if a witch turns you into a moose? Oh deery me.
49. What grows above a moose’s lips when they don’t shave? A moose-tache.
50. What do you get when you cross a mouse and a moose? Mickey Moose.

Moose one liners

Here are some great moose joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about moose.

51. A moose went into the supermarket, but walked straight back out again. It was too deer.
52. A man wanted to hire a moose, so he put a chair under each hoof.
53. The moose missed the bus so he decided to hoof it.
54. A moose went to the shop to get some treats. The shopkeeper said, “Why the long face?”
55. After the moose party, the place was a moose.

56. Grandpa thought moose were falling from the sky. Gran looked out the window and sighed. “It’s just rein, deer,” she said.
57. Moose are such amoosing creatures.
58. Monty Moose found it difficult to remain anonymoose because of his huge antlers.
59. A tiger accidentally bought a deer steak at the supermarket. “I’m not beef,” it shouted as he picked it up. It was an honest moose steak.
60. When a herd of moose gather, they love to make moose-ic.

61. Moose are strong animals with strong mooscles.
62. The moose thief led the police on a wild moose chase.
63. When Monty Moose fell into a tub of chocolate, he turned into chocolate moose.
64. Did you know The Sound of Moosic was originally a moosical about a moose nun?
65. A moose always leaves a moosty smell wherever they go.

Best moose jokes

These next funny moose puns are some of our best jokes and puns about moose!

66. What do you call a moose that went to the optician? Good eyed deer.
67. What do you call a computer mouse for a cow? A moose.
68. What’s a moose between shells called? A moosel.
69. Which Canadian dessert has antlers? The chocolate moose.
70. What do you get if you put an elk and a gazelle next to Australia? Moose Eland.

71. Why did the moose get braces? He had buck teeth.
72. What is a moose’s favorite holiday? Christ-moose.
73. What do you call a moose who can’t stop drinking? An elkoholic.
74. What happens when a moose gets cold? They get moose bumps.
75. What’s as big as a moose, as flat as a pancake and weighs nothing? A moose’s shadow.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about moose, we hope you had a good laugh.

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