50 Funny Breakfast Puns

Here are 50 funny breakfast jokes and the best breakfast puns to crack you up. These jokes about breakfast are great jokes for kids and adults.

Breakfast puns

Here is our top list of breakfast dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about breakfast, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this breakfast humor with others.

1. What does a painter have for breakfast? Surreal.
2. What do ships eat for breakfast? Boat-meal.
3. What does a foot usually have for breakfast? Mushroom on toe-st.
4. What meal do astronauts eat after breakfast and before dinner? Launch.
5. What do you call someone standing on one foot, eating a bagel and a banana? A balanced breakfast.

6. Why was the breakfast so sad? It was in mourning.
7. Where does Clark Kent put his breakfast? In a super bowl.
8. What do clowns order for breakfast? Funny side up eggs.
9. What do bears eat for breakfast? Panda-cakes.
10. What did the Egyptian family do on Mother’s Day? Brought their mummy breakfast in bed.

11. What do you call a cold meal? Brrrrrrrrreakfast.
12. What do cats have for breakfast? Mice krispies.
13. When do mummies have breakfast? As soon as they catch you.
14. What do you call Shaq if he was a delicious breakfast dish? Shaquille Oatmeal.
15. Why don’t people gossip during breakfast? They don’t want to spill the beans.

16. What does a snowman have for breakfast? Frosties.
17. What do dogs have for breakfast? Pooched eggs.
18. What do crows have with their breakfast? Caw-fee.
19. What does a tightrope walker have in the mornings? A balanced breakfast.
20. What is the best kind of breakfast cereal to eat in the winter? Frosted Flakes.

21. What does Che Lewis eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes.
22. What do electricians eat for breakfast? Ohmeletes.
23. What does a pirate eat for breakfast? Captain Crunch.
24. What do moose eat for breakfast? Moose-li.
25. Why did bacon and eggs get thrown out of the bar? They didn’t serve breakfast.

Breakfast one liners

Here are some great breakfast joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about breakfast.

26. I don’t mind breakfast in bed. But I prefer it in a bowl.
27. I hate it when I run out of bread for breakfast. I am lack-toast intolerant.
28. I went to a haunted bed and breakfast in France. That place was giving me the crêpes.
29. Eating mushrooms in the morning is the breakfast of champignons.
30. Ever since a friend of mine started eating toast for breakfast in the morning, he has become a breader person due to it.

31. A car’s favorite meal of the day is the brake-fast.
32. I keep thinking I’ll make breakfast pancakes, but I end up waffling.
33. Don’t drink too much coffee after breakfast. You might face a latte problems.
34. My girlfriend and I have started eating our breakfast baps upside down. It’s a roll reversal.
35. Yesterday morning, I saw my wife cooking breakfast in her bedroom slippers. I wonder why she doesn’t use the frying pan.

36. Bananas, for breakfast, are such an a-peeling choice.
37. I made the bread for breakfast today. It was the yeast I could do.
38. NEWS: Chuck Norris has coronavirus. For breakfast.
39. Every religious person should have at least a bagel in their breakfast every day because bagels are a holy food.
40. “Can you make me breakfast in bed?” asked my wife. I said, “No, I’ll have to go to the kitchen.”

Best breakfast jokes

These next funny breakfast puns are some of our best jokes and puns about breakfast!

41. What does a thesaurus have for breakfast? Synonym buns.
42. What do cows have for breakfast? Moosli.
43. What’s scary and loves breakfast? A cereal killer.
44. What are the two things you can’t have for breakfast? Lunch and dinner.
45. What did the bagel say when he was about to get eaten at breakfast? Excuse me, but I’d like to propose a toast.

46. What do iPhones eat for breakfast? Siri-al.
47. What does Santa eat for breakfast? Mistle toast.
48. What did the croissant say when breaking up with his girlfriend? You deserve butter.
49. Every day at breakfast, I announce that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t. It’s my longest running joke of the year.
50. Growing up, breakfast was a thin porridge, lunch was rice soup, and dinner was ground oats. It was a grueling experience.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about breakfast, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny food jokes, then check out these other great lists of funny puns:

• Dinner jokes
• Brunch puns
• Jokes about lunch
• Tea jokes for kids