35 Funny Brunch Jokes

Here are 35 funny brunch jokes and the best brunch puns to crack you up. These jokes about brunch are great jokes for kids and adults.

Brunch puns

Here is our top list of brunch dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about brunch, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this brunch humor with others.

1. What do giraffes eat at 11am? Branch.
2. What is the best sport to play before brunch? Tenish.
3. What do you call a dinosaur having brunch? Tea-Rex.
4. What did Simba order for brunch? A tuna frittata.
5. What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch? Bae-goals.

6. Why did the Catholic chef sanitize his crucifix while preparing Sunday brunch? To prevent cross-contamination.
7. Where do cows go for brunch? The calf-eteria.
8. What kind of brunch is always cold? A bbrrr-ger.
9. Why didn’t the rabbit eat brunch? It didn’t carrot all.
10. What do frogs eat for brunch in France? French flies.

11. Where does Peter Pan go for brunch? Wendy’s.
12. What did Winnie The Pooh say after brunch? I’m stuffed.
13. Why didn’t the hockey player want to pay for lunch? He was a cheapskate.
14. Why didn’t the moon eat all its brunch? Because it was full.
15. What do you call it when you’re trying to find out what someone had for brunch? An ingestigation.

16. What did the bully have for brunch? He had a knuckle sandwich.
17. Why wouldn’t the oysters share their brunch? They were 2 shellfish.
18. What do nuclear plants serve their workers for brunch? Fission Chips.
19. What is a golfer’s favorite brunch? A ham sand-wedge.
20. What do penguins eat for brunch? Ice burg-ers.

Brunch one liners

Here are some great brunch joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about brunch.

21. I know a mathematician who can’t afford brunch. He can binomial.
22. I had a Shepherd’s Pie for brunch today. He wasn’t happy about it.
23. Brunch was created to give us an excuse to drink wine in the morning.
24. Forgot my fork so tried to eat my brunch with just a spoon. It was pointless.
25. Just had brunch at the Pelican Cafe. The food was good but the bill was enormous.

Best brunch jokes

These next funny brunch puns are some of our best jokes and puns about brunch!

26. I had a rainbow for brunch. I’m trying to eat light.
27. I ate a bad vegetarian kebab for brunch. Now I falafel.
28. What smells the best at brunch? Your nose.
29. What do earthquakes like to eat brunch on? Tectonic plates.
30. What did the leopard say after eating his brunch? That hit the spot.

31. What did the whale eat for brunch? Fish and Ships.
32. What did the mummy have for brunch? A wrap.
33. What do ducks eat for brunch? Cheese and quackers.
34. What kind of brunch do geometry teachers enjoy? Ones with square meals.
35. I ate some alphabet soup and some laxatives for brunch. I’m about to have a vowel movement.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about brunch, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny food jokes, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• Lunch jokes
• Tea puns
• Jokes about candy
• Sushi jokes for kids