30 Funny July Jokes

Here are 30 funny July jokes and the best July puns to crack you up. These jokes about July are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of July dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about July, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this July humor with others.

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• June puns
• June one liners
• Best June jokes
• Final thoughts

July puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about July that are also awesome July jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. When do Jewish people celebrate ‘April fools day’? In Jew lie.
2. Why doesn’t fire take a day off on the 4th of July? Because fire works.
3. Why are there no July 4th knock knock jokes? Because freedom rings.
4. What did the firecracker shout on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boom.
5. What happens if something goes wrong at Mt. Rushmore on the 4th of July? A monumental disaster.

6. Why don’t cats like July? Because they start the dog days of summer.
7. What do you say when your friend says it’s June 31st? July’d.
8. What did the parrot want for the 4th of July? A fire-cracker.
9. What did August say when June claimed that today is the last day of the month? Don’t July to me.
10. How many seconds are there in one year? 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, and December 2nd.

11. How do Americans spend the 4th of July weekend? Stuck in traffic.
12. Does England have a 4th of July? Yes they do, and a July 3rd and a July 5th.
13. What do you call a July firework that doesn’t go boom? A fire not work.
14. What does everyone eat while watching the fireworks show on July fourth? Pop-corn.
15. Why do Americans celebrate Independence Day on the 4th of July? Because it’s the day Will Smith saved the Earth from the aliens.

July one liners

Here are some great July joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about July.

16. My friend said “It’s June 31st.” I told him “July’d”.
17. My wife and I just had a daughter and named her JuneJulyAugust. We call her Summer for short.
18. I put a picture of the USA in a heart locket to celebrate the 4th of July. Now it is truly independent.
19. I just asked my dad what his favorite part about being a teacher is. He responded with June, July, and August.
20. The 4th of July, the only time of the year Americans say the day and month in the correct order.

21. Not everyone has the day off for the 4th of July. Fire works.
22. Me and my childhood crush are marrying next year Hers is in February and mine in July.
23. My daughter was born this morning, July 4th. It’s the day I lost my independence.
24. Cows give milk in July. But only if they are in a good moood.
25. I told my husband yesterday that I hate June Bugs. He told me not to worry because they’ll all disappear in July.

Best July jokes

These next funny July puns are some of our best jokes and puns about July!

26. What do you mean June is over? Julying.
27. How do pandas stay cool in July? They use bear conditioning.
28. What did the ghost say on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
29. What do you call a snowman on the 4th of July? A puddle.
30. Why do pirates hate May, June July and August? Because they don’t have Arrrrrrs in them.

31. What should you give a dog for July 4th? Ear muffs.
32. What beverage do you drink on July 4th? Liber-tea.
33. What do ducks love about the 4th of July? Fire quackers.
34. What did May tell June when they were fighting? Don’t July to me.
35. What do the dogs do on the night of 4th July? They go to the bone-fire.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about July, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny puns, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

• June jokes
• May puns
• Jokes about April
• Snowman jokes for kids