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35 Funny Thursday Jokes

ByChe Lewis

Here are 35 funny Thursday jokes and the best Thursday puns to crack you up. These jokes about Thursday are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of Thursday dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about Thursday, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this Thursday humor with others.

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Thursday puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about Thursday that are also awesome Thursday jokes for adults and kids to be told!

  1. What is the busiest day for a chiropractor? Throwback Thursday.
  2. What can really ruin your Friday? Finding out it’s only Thursday.
  3. What does a taxidermist do on Thursdays? Nothing special, just the usual stuff.
  4. What did the executioner say on Thursday morning? It’s time to beheaded to work.
  5. Why are Thursdays the most useless days? Because it only exists as a reminder that it’s been a really long week and it’s still not over.
  1. Where does Friday come before Thursday? In a dictionary.
  2. How do you keep the dreams alive on Thursdays By hitting the snooze button.
  3. How does NASA organize a Thursday party? They planet.
  4. What do cows do on Thursday nights? Go to the mooooooovies.
  5. Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at Thursday jokes? He didn’t find them humerus.
  1. Why did Thursday start going to the gym? He was a weak day.
  2. How do you make time go fast on Thursday? Throw a clock.
  3. On which day of the week do you drink the most water? Thursday.
  4. When did the King have his jousting contests? On Thursday Knight.
  5. When doesn’t Thursday start with a “T”? When it’s Yesterday, then it starts with a “Y”.
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Thursday one liners

Here are some great Thursday joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about Thursday.

  1. The only thing I throwback on Thursday is alcohol.
  2. A week ago Thursday was National Procrastination Day. Time to celebrate.
  3. I asked the farmers to attend a meeting on Thursday morning. None of them turnip.
  4. I like listening to Classical music on Thursdays. I call it Throw-Bach Thursdays.
  5. If you think Thursdays are sad, wait for two more days. It will be a sadder day.
  1. I’m so thirsty right now I’m almost Friday.
  2. Some people call it Thursday, I like to call it Friday Eve.
  3. I only drink on days beginning with “T”. Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow.
  4. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Ahh, those were the days.
  5. The teacher asked why her student has been late 4 times this week. The student replied “because it’s only Thursday.”
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Best Thursday jokes

These next funny Thursday puns are some of our best jokes and puns about Thursday!

  1. What is Loki’s least favorite day of the week? Thor’s Day.
  2. What is Thriday? That moment when Thursday starts to feel a lot like a Friday.
  3. Which day of the week sees the highest sales of soft drinks? Thurst-day.
  4. What is the bright side of Thursday? It happens only once a week.
  5. What’s the most depressing sound on Thursday? Alarm clocks.
  1. Why did Han go shopping on Thursday? Because the prices were Solo.
  2. What is the other name of Thursday? Day 4 of the hostage situation.
  3. What type of day is it when you run through a row of rose bushes? Thorns-Day.
  4. Why can’t Thursday be the most depressing day of the week? Wait two days, it will be a sadder day.
  5. What do procrastinators do on Thursdays? They decide that they are going to stop procrastinating next Thursday.
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Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about Thursday, we hope you had a good laugh.

If you want to hear more funny puns, then check out these other great lists of funny jokes:

Hi! I'm Che, and I hope you enjoy these jokes as much as me. These jokes lists are curated by me alone. I handpick the jokes for quality, create some myself or add ones that have been contributed by readers like you.

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