70 French Fries Jokes

Here are 70 funny French fry jokes and the best fries puns to crack you up. These jokes about fries are great French fries jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of French fry dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about fries, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this fries humor with others.

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French fry puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about fries that are also awesome fries jokes for adults and kids to be told!

1. What type of chips do you eat with your BFF? Friend-chips.
2. Which day of the week do potatoes dread the most? Fry-day.
3. Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
4. What do you call a potato after it’s been chopped up? A chip.
5. When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato? When it’s a French Fry.

6. What do you call a monkey that sells chips? A Chipmonk.
7. What do you call someone sunbathing in France? A french fry.
8. Why did the French fry say “ow”? He stubbed his pota-toe.
9. What do you say at a restaurant when they ask whether you want salad or chips? I’m not taking sides.
10. What has 22 legs and goes crunch crunch crunch? A soccer team eating potato chips.

11. What’s a potato’s motto? If at first you don’t succeed, fry, fry again.
12. What did a French fry in a hurry say to its friend? Let’s ketchup later.
13. What did the hungry computer eat? Chips, one byte at a time.
14. What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
15. Did you hear about the potato that got its head chopped off? It was decap-potatoed.

16. What did the French fry say to the police officer? Help me! I’ve been a-salted.
17. What’s a nuclear physicist‘s favorite meal? Fission chips.
18. Why did the potato cross the road? He saw a fork up ahead.
19. What do you call a first aid vehicle made out of potatoes? A yambulance.
20. How did the English potato become bilingual? She became a French Fry.

21. What do you call a baby potato? A small fry.
22. What do Russians call a French fry? A spudnick.
23. What did the potato say to his friend? Nothing. Potatoes can’t talk.
24. What would Napoleon Bonaparte’s fried chicken restaurant be called? The French Fries.
25. How do you know if a French fry is flexible? They will be able to touch their pota-toes.

26. Why does everyone love cooking with potatoes? They’re very a-peeling.
27. What did the bank robber French fry say to the police? Just fry and stop me.
28. Why were all the French fries swooning over the potato? He was a total spud.
29. What do you call a judgmental chip? A shallow fry.
30. What do you call baby potatoes? Tater tots.

31. Nowadays, French fries are made from potatoes. What did they used to be made from before the 1960s? Potatoes.
32. What do you call it when 2 fries fall in love? A relation-dip.
33. Where was the French fry born? Greece.
34. What does a physicist with job tells to a physicist without job? Do you want French fries with your order?
35. Did you hear about the potatoes who had been friends forever? They’re still the best of fries.

36. Why did Aristotle hate French fries? They were fried in ancient grease.
37. What do you call a potato with glasses? A spec-tater.
38. How did the French fry die? Guillotine.
39. Did you hear about the spud that started practicing Buddhism? He became a chip-monk.
40. What do you call a potato who likes to chat about sports all day long? A commen-tator.

41. What did the fashion stylist say to the French Fry? May I suggest you try our latest jacket-potato with that outfit?
42. The two French fries had a baby who was slightly overcooked, do you know what they called him? Chris-p.
43. What did the potato say during his wedding speech? My love for you sprouts every day
44. Why are fries so self-conscious? Because they are full of carbs.
45. What do you call a millennial who eats potato fries? A chipster.

French fry one liners

Here are some great French fry one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about French fries.

46. When French fries meet, they ketchup.
47. The first French fries were not cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
48. Why do they call them French fries when they are made in America?
49. I’d sacri-fries anything for you.
50. I used to work at a French fry stand, I was way over quali-fryed.

51. Fries or Guys? Choose Wise.
52. My husband told me that he only had fries for me. 
53. Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables are not even trying.
54. I bought the potato at a chip price.
55. My teacher would always say that time does fry when you are enjoying yourself. 

56.  I’m going to the gym and working on my fry-ceps.
57. The potato said time fries when you’re having fun.
58. I went to McDonalds and ordered one large French fry But they gave me like a hundred little ones.
59. I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed, but to her, it was just small potatoes.
60. I tried my wife’s essential oils for the first time today. Worst French fries I’ve ever had.

Best French fries jokes

These next funny fries puns are some of our best jokes and puns about fries!

61. What do you call a spinning French fry? A rotato.
62. Where do potatoes go when they pass away? Into the grave-y.
63. What do you call a good-looking French fry? A hot potato.
64. Which disease is the biggest killer of potatoes? Tuber-culosis.
65. Why do potatoes always get bullied? Because they’re so easy to roast.

66. Who is the most powerful potato? Darth Tater.
67. How were French fries invented? By playing tennis with a potato.
68. What do you call a nice French fry? A sweet potato.
69. What do you get if you cross a cow, a French fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato.
70. Why did the sea monster eat twelve ships carrying potatoes? Because nobody can eat just one potato ship.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about fries, we hope you had a good laugh.

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