65 Funny Marvel Jokes

Here are 65 funny marvel jokes and the best marvel puns to crack you up. These jokes about marvel are great marvel jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of marvel dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about marvel, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this marvel humor with others.

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Marvel puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about marvel that are also awesome marvel jokes for adults and kids to be told!

  1. Why was Thor avoiding Loki? He Odin money.
  2. How does the Hulk make extra money? He flips cars.
  3. What is Spiderman’s favorite day of the week? Fly-day.
  4. What do you call Doctor Strange’s assistant in an elevator? Wong on so many levels.
  5. How many Marvel Characters does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but every couple of months another one changes the same lightbulb.
  1. Which Marvel villain loves Thanksgiving the most? Goblin.
  2. Which super hero wears the least wrinkled suits? Iron Man.
  3. What OS uses the Marvel supervillain? Than OS.
  4. Is Goose from Captain Marvel a good character? You’re flerken right he is.
  5. Are you obsessed with Black Widow, Captain Marvel, and Scarlet Witch? You may be a heroine addict.
  1. Which Marvel character is most ready for the summer? Tan-os.
  2. What is Thor’s favorite thing to have with his drink? Just-ice.
  3. What’s Captain Marvel’s favorite cheese? Brie.
  4. What should you tell people when you’re looking for Captain Marvel’s cat? That you’re on a wild Goose chase.
  5. How will you determine that you are in a Marvel movie? You are bound to bump into Stan Lee randomly at some point in your life.
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  1. Why couldn’t Thor find his brother? He couldn’t Lokite him.
  2. Why did Spiderman go to the bank with Doc Ock? To stop him committing armed robber..
  3. Which superhero won the best singer competition? Captain American Idol.
  4. How did Ant Man win the Nobel Peace Prize? He was brilli-ant.
  5. What party game does Thanos like most? A scAVENGER hunt.
  1. Which superhero spends too much time in the sun? Cap-tan America.
  2. What did Iron Man say to Spider Man? Don’t bug me.
  3. How do Ant Man and Wasp get around town? They ride on the Buzz.
  4. Why did Bruce Banner start to recycle? He went green.
  5. What is Spider-Man’s favorite type of TV show? A web series.
  1. What college fraternity was Bruce Banner in? Gotta Lotta Gamma.
  2. What did nick Fury name his jazz band? The Avengers Ensemble.
  3. How did Iron Man fix his broken suit? With a lot of super glue.
  4. What do you call a powerless Spider-Man who still jumps from building to building? Peter Parkour.
  5. What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk? Star spangled Banner.
  1. How come the hulk always gets his food first? They don’t want him to be hangry.
  2. What do you call Iron Man when he’s out of his suit? Stark naked.
  3. What does Black Panther say when he sees something dumb? Wakanda nonsense is this?
  4. Why did Thor lose his lightning powers? Because his father grounded him.
  5. What did the Invisible woman say to the Human Torch? Fire Away.
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Marvel one liners

Here are some great marvel joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about marvel.

  1. When Marvel release Avengers: Endgame, it was about time.
  2. Marvel Studios is now against hair coloring. In fact, their next film is about a group of people that never dye.
  3. Rumor has it Marvel is gonna make a movie about Iron Woman. The cast will have a FeMale.
  4. I don’t know why marvel hasn’t tried to advertise on the hulk. He’s a giant banner after all.
  5. I named my hammer Thor because after swinging it all day my arm is thor.
  1. A Marvel antihero who loves talking in puns and cracks wordplay jokes is the Pun-isher.
  2. Avengers: Endgame is usually seen as Marvel’s longest movie, but that’s not true. It’s their twenty-second film.
  3. Captain Marvel is very possessive of her comic universe. She can always be heard saying “I DC about the others.”
  4. One Marvel supervillain who absolutely loves summer and always prepares ahead for it is Tan-os.
  5. I was perfectly sane when I still had a comic book collection. It’s tough when you lose your Marvels.
  1. Marvel just did the most risky marketing move of all time. Announcing “Avengers: Secret Wars” to the public kind of defeats the purpose.
  2. Captain Marvel wasn’t the first standalone female superhero. Iron man was, because he’s Fe-Male.
  3. If Marvel is thinking about cloning Ben Grimm, they will have another Thing coming.
  4. Marvel’s greatest villain is Thanos. DC’s greatest villain is Rotten Tomatoes.
  5. Disney just tweeted that they wont be making new Marvel Universe movies, but the Tweet was cut short. Looks like they ran out of characters.
  1. Fans say that the Avengers: Infinity Wars movie was Marvel-ous.
  2. Thanos’s snap in infinity war would’ve had a greater impact if marvel made it seem that half of the audience wasn’t there, But apparently only DC movies can do that.
  3. People who are Marvel fans are Loki attractive.
  4. If Dr. Bruce Banner always cites his sources, does that make him the credible hulk?
  5. I was on the street, and saw someone making a black panther joke. Wakanda person does he think he is?
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Best marvel jokes

These next funny marvel puns are some of our best jokes and puns about marvel!

  1. What do you call the Hulk’s potatoes? HULK’S MASH.
  2. What does Hawkeye wear with his suit? A bow tie.
  3. How sad did Thor get after Asgard was destroyed? Hela sad.
  4. What did Black Widow say to Hawkeye? You make me quiver.
  5. What is Doctor Strange’s favorite pizza? Sorcerer’s Supreme, It’s cheesy, I know.
  1. Why did all the MARVEL Netflix shows disappear? SNAP.
  2. Why was Iron Man suspicious when Thanos invited him to a beach party? He has rust issue
  3. Why did Thor not go for the head? Because he was going for the Thor-Axe.
  4. What does Benedict Cumberbatch and his Marvel character have in common? They have last names that are strange.
  5. How do you get Batman into the Marvel Universe? Hang him on the wall. Now he’s a Bruce Banner.

Final thoughts

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