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20 Funny Armadillo Jokes

ByChe Lewis

Here are 20 funny armadillo jokes and the best armadillo puns to crack you up. These jokes about armadillos are great jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of armadillo dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about armadillos, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this armadillo humor with others.

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Cartoon graphic of an armadillo holding colorful bunting on a blue background.

Armadillo puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about armadillos that are also awesome armadillo jokes for adults and kids to be told!

  1. Where do homeless armadillos go? To the shellter.
  2. What do armadillos say when they like something? I really dig it.
  3. Why did the tired armadillo cross the road? To get to the shell station.
  4. What are warrior armadillos in battle called? Armour-dillos
  5. Why wasn’t the armadillo stressing? She was rolling with it.
  1. What kind of photos does an armadillo take? Shellfies.
  2. What happened when the armadillo almost died? It was shell shocked.
  3. What do you call an armadillo that wakes everyone up in the morning? An alarm-adillo.
  4. How did the musician armadillo get off his back? He rocked, and he rolled.
  5. What did the turtle do when he won the race? He shellebrated.
Cartoon graphic of an armadillo and its child hugging on a blue background.

Armadillo one liners

Here are some great armadillo joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about armadillos.

  1. A calm armadillo is an arma-chill-o.
  2. An armadillo that believes in the cycle of cause and effect is a karma-dillo.
  3. When an armadillo gets sick, it gets medication from the pharma-dillo.
  4. Armadillos are known for their hard outer shell, but they’re really just softies on the inside.
  5. An armadillo strolls into a restaurant for a light lunch and decides on the soup. The server says to him “I’m sorry sir, but we don’t serve an armadillo soup in this restaurant”.
Cartoon graphic of an armadillo sitting on a blue background.

Best armadillo jokes

These next funny armadillo puns are some of our best jokes and puns about armadillos!

  1. What did the taco say to the armadillo? I like your shell.
  2. What should an armadillo wear for safety when on a building site? A shellmet.
  3. Did you know that armadillos can also squirt ink? Just squidding.
  4. What was the armadillo doing at the beach? She was arma-chillin.
  5. What do you call a flying armadillo? A shellacopter.
Cartoon graphic of an armadillo with its front feet on a rainbow colored ball on a blue background.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about armadillos, we hope you had a good laugh.

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Hi! I'm Che, and I hope you enjoy these jokes as much as me. These jokes lists are curated by me alone. I handpick the jokes for quality, create some myself or add ones that have been contributed by readers like you.

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