25 Funny Angel Puns

Here are 25 funny angel jokes and the best angel puns to crack you up. These jokes about angels are great angel jokes for kids and adults.

Here is our top list of angel dad jokes. Find your favorite puns about angels, have a laugh, then share and enjoy this angel humor with others.

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Cartoon graphic of a smiley face with an angel halo and wings on a cloud on a blue background.

Angel puns

Here are some of our favorite dad jokes about angels that are also awesome angel jokes for adults and kids to be told!

  1. Why do angels smell so good? Because their scent from God.
  2. Why don’t Angels use umbrellas? Because they’re too holy.
  3. What do angel’s put on their nachos? Guaca-holy.
  4. What did one angel say to the other at the party? Are you heaven a good time?
  5. What kind of cigarettes doe angels have? Holy Smokes.
  1. What does an angel say at a pastry shop? Donut be afraid.
  2. Why did the Italian get kicked out of heaven? He ate too much angel hair.
  3. What kind of water does an Angel like? Holy water.
  4. What do angels sing during Christmas time? No Hell, No Hell.
  5. What kind of peppers do angels like to eat? Halo-penos.
  1. What do angels use to make music? Soundclouds.
  2. Why did the angel go to the doctor? Because he had harp burn.
  3. What’s the name of the Angel of Death’s dumb brother? The Dim Reaper.
  4. What’s the difference between a musical choir of angels and a flight of dragonsThe horn section.
  5. What do you call a nun in heaven? If you guessed “heaven nun” or “angel nun”, you are wrong. The answer is “Nun of the above.”
Cartoon graphic of a cute little boy angel looking at you on a blue background.

Angel one liners

Here are some great angel joke one liners that you can quip whenever someone is talking about angels.

  1. If you see an angel would you say halo for me?
  2. I hate it when kids these days write “angle” instead of “angel.” They’re just trying to be edgy.
  3. Angel: Will there be anyone surviving the flood? God: I Noah guy.
  4. A baby mouse went home after seeing a bat and told his mum he’d seen an angel.
  5. A guy says, ‘My wife’s an angel, yours?’ His friend replies, ‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.’ 
Cartoon graphic of an angel boy with eyes closed in a prayer position with his hands on a blue background.

Best angel jokes

These next funny angel puns are some of our best jokes and puns about angels!

  1. What type of hair product do priests use? Angel.
  2. What is an angel’s favorite video game? Halo.
  3. What type of weapon do angels use? Harp-oons.
  4. How do you turn a demon into an angel? You scare the hell out of them.
  5. What does an angel light a candle? With a match made in heaven.
Cartoon graphic of 3 smiling female angels singing on a blue background.

Final thoughts

After reading through all these hilarious jokes about angels, we hope you had a good laugh.

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